Ray SalterDon't Worry - You are unlikely to die as a result of an IT problem !!
Breinsberger, Egbert J.help ever - hurt never
Jenoe Falusiconcepts for the present
Thomas WagnerThomas Wagner
Boul d.dominique boulé
HP-Support-TeamLive your life and let do it the others
Armin MeierThe Trouble with Troubleshooting is ... sometimes trouble shoots back!!!
Jordi GrasTake it easy...
Dmitry PetrovShow must go on!
Shobayo OmololuLolu
Jim AdamsonOh dear
Dorothee SingerComputers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Arie MooijOnline technical assistance is made up for prividing everything accept support
FERGAL TAHENYWork is the curse of the drinking classes
John PaineI just felt like runnin'
Moser HermannMoser Hermann
ZaliszJacek
Luis LopezFernando Pena
Francisco SolerLinux?. Yes, of course.
Klaus Frank... we all can make it with a little help ...
P. MijnheerR. Schwieters
rondeauA french touch
Ade JinaduRun Unix
Tim Crook..nothing beats Chuckie Egg.
Christos MagdalinosTogether we stand divided we fall
Marcus HfnerMarcus
Lars SchmidtLars Schmidt
Guenter Lehmannguenter
Darren BrownDoes it matter? If it matters, does it matter that it matter?
Virginia BorrazEl angel exterminador
Deborah GriersonI'll need all the help I can get
Stefan BuxBelieving in miracles can solve many, many problems.
Wayne GreenI'll have a beer, thanks
Lothar KruelerWissen macht zaghaft, Dummheit kann alles!
Scott DunkleyBetter to regret something you have done, than something you havn't
Bernd KatzlingerAn excuse is always faster than a permision
Charles Keenanochayethinoojimmy
Armin KunaschikAnd now for something completely different...
Pascal HaenyPascal Haeny
Clemens Kleibuschalways look on the bright side of life
V. NygaNever touch a running system
Donnie Darkowww.alten.fr
Herr Zimajzimaj
Enno BaarsOh God, I hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it! It never does that what I mean but only what I tell it.
Clemens van EverdingenThe computer is a great invention, there are as many mistakes as ever, but they are nobody's fault !
Lyn SymsIf at first you don't suceed try try again...
Guillermo Bravoguillermo
Herr WeiherMartin Weiher
LAIRWhy ?
Philip CarmoAttitude is key, skills can be learned.
Pierre BRUELDon't worry, be HP
Bengt KarlssonBengt Karlsson, Sweden
Stefan StåhlStefan Stahl Working only whit UNIX systems
Paul Torp"sendmail is kind of fun..."
Sean McConkeyYou did what with rm -r!!!!!
Danny Hoekeeverybody is smart until they speak
Ralfmerry christmas
Frank (MANAGON.COM)E=MC2
Enric NavarroDo Not Buy Ivory. Ivory Belongs Only To Elephants.
R. BerendsenRemco Berendsen
Alberto SanzAlberto
Herr Hartmannitoagent
Zabunov L.The networking has never done
Jose Fdo. Garcia AlvarezEn el espacio nadie puede oir tus gritos
Graham Comfortlife is a path leading to your destiny
Geert ScholtenLet the light be with you
Dave GibsonDon't put off until tomorrow what you can put off today!
Thomas Lindholm- http://thomaz.se
David GrantEndeavour to persevere........
Frank Danapfel"The box said Intel or better, so I bought a PowerMac!"
melvyn burnardMy house is the bank's, my money the wife's, But my opinions belong to me, not HP!
Lars Moustenanything is easy .... if you know the answer
Fabio Acquaronefabioh2o
PAUL BAKERIf at first you don't succeed, give up
Frederic SevestreCrime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime ?
Matjaz ObstetarTo sem jaz
MERTENSOliver Schmitz
Piyush AgrawalDo it Right the First Time.
Thomas Lepachthomas Lepach
Michael DuthieNever touched it
BarryGrip the Unix Banner
System UnixAlex
HP System Handle OwnerNot another questionnaire !!
Thomas BrixCarpe diem.
David Gerrishalways looking for work
Martin WestHelp for the Youngsters
Carsten DahlinDahlin
Lee Oliveri am what i am
CENK KOZCenk KOZ
Christian DeutschJesus loves you!
bert ponetHey Ho Let's Go
Ronald CogenI've been down so long it looks like up to me
Manuel P. RonCrash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. - Wernher von Braun
Jeroen DemetsScientia est potentia
Mike IngramDon't be shy to ask if you don't know the answer
WahlLudwig Wahl
JAVAUXOlivier JAVAUX
JACQUETPJA
Femi EmmanuelThe Fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
Admin-TeamAdminTeam
Hofmann Mariotest
ASO MANUFACTORINGAlways trouble
Ralf HildebrandtPostfix/BIND/Security/IDS/Scanner, you name it...
Marco CavannaThe answer is 42
Jasper Verweij
Mogamat KahaarI do what I can !
CAULIER RemyDoItYourself
Mark BridgettThink first, beer later.
Sergiu PartenieRule of computing #0: Read carefully the message on the screen
Nick CrossContrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it decides to make friends with.
Grzegorz Malewski“Tell me all the facts of the world about the presence and I will predict the future for you."
Steve SteelIf you want truly to understand something, try to change it. (Kurt Lewin)
Seemueller ChristianHardcoreadministrator
Victor MakarovDo it right or do it again
Neale MachinJust cos I look after Unix Boxes doesnt mean I wear sandals
ManceauKJB
Eugeniu OnoiLive & Learn
JohnHello World
Dominique BrackJust think about a cat on the couch
Gregory JonesNo matter how hard the past, one can always begin again today.
Helmuth VietsEducation Consulting
Gary CooperLife's a beach, and then you dive!
Rossi RenzoMSc in Computer Science
Guido PeerboomIt all depends on physics
M. K. SiddiqiôWE WALK THE ROAD OF CHAOS BUT STRIDE LIKE WE RIDE WITH THE WINDSö
STEFFEN FranckFranck STEFFEN
Luigi MacciJumping Jack Flash
Roger CubittNil desperandum
demo michaelmichael demo
Martin Christovsudo question
Andreas D. SkjervoldOnly by ignoring what everyone think is important, can you be aware of what everyone ignores!
Alexander Serkinals
Michael Bluemm... still trying ...
Mikko J PartanenJust another rookie
Raj Mithalaaa
mariusz grabowskitry until you're done
FraberThommy
John HeardMake sure you have a good one!
Juuso SiniketoRemember to rebel against authorities, kids!
Niall LynchYou're measured by your resolve
Lars Martin Tandbergdelete and run!
Sarah MokwanaYou are the star in your own category,shine as high as you can
Gatis VisnevskisNT is faster from 0 to 60, but you need UNIX to get to 100
Robert-Jan GoossensShare what you know, learn what you don't.
Ralph GrotheMadness, thy name is system administration
TRUONGSy-Hoang TRUONG
Hans BreukersOur past has a great future
aliasgaraliasgar
Antonio ValleWhen you really enjoy your job you stop thinking of it as a business.The secret is to really enjoy it and keep it being a business.
David RedonDavid Redon
Nick WickensHats ? We don't need no stinkin' hats !!
Martin MadesVPO / TopTools Beginner
Andreas PitterLife is to short for drinking cheap Wine from dirty glasses.
Adam AtkinsonYou mean you'll put down your rock, I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
Michael MayneThe significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Nitsulenko Sergeysin
heldikhenk
Alex GlennieEmail : alex_glennie@hotmail.com
Alex HammettYou can't have everything... where would you put it?
John HodgkinsonWhere there's a will...I want to be in it.
ProvencalD Provental
Erkan DurmusUnix is always UNIX
Antonio CastanAntonio Castan
Helgi S. SigurdssonSecond effort
Alexandr ZhytnetskyHP
CIS / BDLM Ms KAREHHP-UX 10.2
DECLAN HOGANDeclan Hogan
Mark PowellVive como si fueras a morir mañana, aprende como si fueras a vivir para siempre...
Dave ElliottOracle DBA
Frances DayDoubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one
Julian SinclairIf it ain't broke don't fix it
kjell meschWell now I have a PA-RISC as well
Ondrej BrabecI'm still learning...
Nils Herloff-PetersenKnow what you don't know
David BratbyIf it doesn't work..... use a big hammer
Steve LewisLets hear some original thoughts.
Armin GeisbuschArmin Geisbusch
Rytisas MEver end ... (except learning)
DenisDennis Lonndon
Dan Amdo what you can. don't if you can't.
Oliver ZimmermannAgitate, Educate, Liberate !
Lehner-al-
stefan huberBR155415
oliver zellheal the world
Jose LizcanoJAL
Andreas WanskiBest Regards
Rammig ClausNo risc no fun
Mariusz LinknerNothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Steve KueenziThe shortest way between two people is a smile :-)
Marin Purgarwe-go-we-fly
David JasonEveryday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Gareth NelsonChin Up!
Santiago Velez FragaNetwork Management and Openview
Anthony BarkhuizenThere are only 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
FouadSmartVision
Sandro Schaerunix and oracle administrator
MichaelMichael
Andreas KrohnAndreas Krohn
Reinhard Posmykrpos
EuronetThe looks can kill
tom flipseno
Ronald Winterdon't ever give up
marlinto be or not to be
Andreas KlaerAndreas Klaer
john hindmarshlooking for info on an hp j2540b 230 router
Bret AlliboneMarmite is superior to Vegemite
Herr GruberMichael Kauschke
phil cookDo I have to?
BagtacheNasser
Xavier RoigXavi Roig
Marcel BoonSee the man pages
joseph addoteyto remain competitive you must have the edge
BonnyJose"You can complain because roses have thorns or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."
Carl-Johan EkmanNothing is too complicated to solve
K. Schuffenhauershit happens
RichardGKeep it simple and enjoy life
Worldcom03Keep Life as simple as possible and enjoy
Jrgen CarlssonOpss - I did it again...
Evert Jan van RamselaarContrary to popular belief, Unix is userfriendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.
Gerhard RoetsI never know what to put in here
Andrey AkulovAndrey Akulov
Rachel Schumachersystem admin tasks
JOAN FERRANJoan Ferran
Vincent GiardiniFrench Network Manager
Dr. Peer-Joachim Kochpeko
Mark BlyRemember to think before you react................but always make sure there is still time to react
Jerome FenalBienvenue chez moi
Emmanuel HANKENNE"Think You can change the World!"
mehmet akyolmehmet akyol
Arthur PolsThe purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Jung YongsungYong
Pedro CosmenNemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit
Raymond van WonterghemRaymond is on
Nalin UduwawalaLife long Learning
Ing. Marco TricaseSys Adm
Mark TadayeskiGood Boy!
David RussellThe body is evil! It must be punnished!
Saleh SelimSaleh Selim
Alicia SiIlvaBe happy
Pierre Wolterspierre wolters
Andreas Luettekendon't trust something that thinks if you don't know where it has it's brain
Paul HadrillS&NM Technical Consultant
Andreas HuckHi there !
Wim BlomQuality is our driving force
Simon AbbottI'm still working on that one
Geert StappersWij maken IT succesvol
Harm MeijerYesterday it worked, today it doesn't. Windows is like that
Dhanesh GharatNetwork ! The Way Of Life
Ettienne MongNever erver say DIE
Ralf ThierbachOmniback II 3.1
Adrian Underwood"Your Heart is free, have the courage to follow it"
John Clifford"When all is said and done, more will be said than done"
BenFor a problem a solution, for a solution an address, so here i am !
BraithwaiteThere's always somebody out there who knows
Matthias Barrebarresi
Paul HawkinsYou suck-diddly-uck, Flanders!
Asdrubal PichardoAsdrubal
Goitsemang RaserokaLife is a gift, enjoy it.
RAKOTOARISONSimon RAKOTOARISON
Fábio Henrique dos SantoFßbio Henrique
Reinhold Fleckeno work no fun
DaveExplore the world of networking
Hamdy Al-SebaeyIt 's so nice to share your knowledge with people around you
Alexandre Augermail me at alexandre.auger@agriculture.gouv.fr
J.G.MeelingProblem resolver
vincentvincent
Ronald BuergelLeader of the Gang
Martin Falconeroh god not again
iranzoBonjour
Arthur van de Waaldivision contact...
Peter BarnardI haven't yet come across anything better since working on Hp Platform
Alexei MonastyrnyiAlexei Monastyrnyi
Mueller AndreasNobody is perfect........ My name is nobody!!!
Andy ZybertDTS beats Dolby Digital 5:1
stephan bergeranything may happen
Annie PonA newbie to Ntwk Mgmt...willing to learn.
Andrey AgeevHow can I add a new report (another MIB value ) to the Report Presenter. Is it realy?
Marco LouroHP CD-WRITER 8250i
Ruedi KehlMy Network is my ....
Eugene DouglasHelllllllp !
Lehner HeinzHeinz Lehner
Michael Kinooto regret is better then to resist.
Klaus CrusiusThere is a live before death!
Ian VaughanWhat's yellow and dangerous - shark infested custard
mr. N.V. (Nitin) MehtaNitin Mehta
D DavisDave
Chao XuI work,I live
Dan HetzelEverybody knows at least one thing worth sharing -- mailto:dan.hetzel@wildcroft.com
Alvaro BartolomeSystem Administrator
Jim Druce"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!"
Daniel VilaMake up your mind !
Lorenz Kreypdv-hp
Horst PrestinAIX-Sysadmin
Mihails NikitinsKISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
Dr. Lothar EndersWhat am I doing here ?
Thomas SchellDo all what you can do today!
Alan NicholsonIn time, on budget, good quality. Pick any two.
Christian Fandelper aspera ad astra
Devbinder Singh MarwaySeek and you shall find
PFLUMIO Damiendamien
shaileshLive life king size
Duncan Edmonstoneif it ain't broke... I don't know how it works yet!
S.VenkateshTHE BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH LONELINESS IS THAT WE WALK AROUND THINKING WE'RE
Paul WinchcombeI have an above average QI
Arturo Perez del GallegoGogoko lekuan aldaparik ez
Michael DobalaSystem Administrator
Thomas EllwangerThomas
Kjell MeschA good start is man man
Rui Vilao"We should never stop learning"_________ Rui.Vilao@alcatel.pt
Frank de VriesLook before you leap
Patrick WestdorpPatrick
Jens Dickmeiscarpe Diem
Michael_Colognemike_cologne
Thierry PoelsAll unix flavours are exactly the same . . . . . . . . . . for end users anyway.
Tony Peguinhoknowledge is power
Efim KushnirLook for the answers, do not stop !
Duongphd
HAILLEThaillet
galeaFrank GALEA
Remko OosenbrugOH No. It's happening again
Nick TarmeyDon't ask me I'm an Alien!
Juanma GonzalezJuanma
cumayou can only expect a lot if you pput a lot in
Peter BilitchAlways on, always connected.
Jonathan BirleyHow to setup access to solid.db from Win98 PC running MS Access 2000
martin menesesSnmp MIB HPUX
Rob BaileyNice guys get screwed. Bastards Get Laid.
Maynor CarcamoMAYNOR CARCAMO
Jose Luis SanchezWaMp
HARRYlearn till you die
joan portajoan porta
MakHI
Richard HillA Day without Sunshine is like a Day without TASM
Dirk RosenowTogether for success
Per Berger"I'm not called "Terminator" for nothing! :-)"
Sean AlmondWe're all tired get on with it!
Robert BusickSysAdmin
Christophe CloesenChristophe Cloesen
Chris WatsonMoving along nicely
Renaat DumonAw well, it's not the end of the world ... :-)
Gunnar N GustafssonLet the SUN shine
Luigiliving on the edge is dangerous, but it's got a great view!
nuhogluEBRU GADIS
Richard BanksI'll try and do better with assigning points in the future, sorry!
Andrew MerrittAre you running a supported version of OnlineDiags?
VorstandslechnerThorsten Vorstandslechner
MonicaHard work always pays
Neil ChurchillWould you like to ask a friend
Sren DreyerWhen all you've got is a nailgun, every problem looks like a Messiah...
Kevin Joycewebjetadmin version 6 missing feature
Neal Boxallnealb
R.SureshPDLS
Alfred EckerNever give up!
B.W. BoermanBart Boerman
baudoinsteph
AlexeyAlexey Schukin
Saskia JeanLife is all about choices
depriester frankfdepri
Graham MorecroftOh well, at least it can't get any worse -=SERVER CRASH DURING MIRRORED SYSTEM REBUILD=-
Sungwon YangAsaph
Ken ScharpellThe whole world is a simple perl script
Tony LowrieLife is like MTB - Ups and Downs - and Adrenalin
Andrew McDonaghSenior Software Engineer
Kai Hoppeyip
Sergey PolyakoffSergey Polyakoff
Neil HandNeil
MadhuUnix geek
ChristopheMay the force be with you
Vaclav ZelenkaLife is a GAME! :)
MARTINACHEPatrice MARTINACHE
MARCONI SPARiccardo Bigoni
Johannes FalkMoin, moin!
Senta BuckWe only have a system called schiller.
Michael HemmingsenWhy take your-/myself so seriously?
polluxThere is no spoon
Gaurav KaushalSomeone Somewhere
MuhammedFinally one gets God's help when one keeps trying for long time
asif hussainhello this is asif hussain
Heinz-Peter NicolaiDidi
Johnwhazup
Allan WrightLive long and proper!
Darren HammondThe most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little. - Porterfield
Winfrid Htter... and know that the greater faults that ye find in others are reflections of that ye have caused, or are a part of thine own reflection.
Kodjo AgbenuLearn and explain...
Lasse KnudsenIn a world without fences - who needs Gates ?
cscunixIf it's not broke ... doesn't mean it can't be improved!
Brian SandisonThere must be an easier way to make a living!
Jos de RuiterJos de Ruiter
Paul HadrillHelp Me!
David Hillidge199726
Matthew LeggIBM Suck
Martin DanceImpossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools
Jeroen WieboltGlad to be of SERVICE!
Jim GriffithsIf you need a miracle, play for it (BRIDGE)
Juan CarmonaLo más parecido a una guitarra es otra guitarra
Remko van TongerenNever give up trying
Bas Ros-- this is not a game of kick the ouphe
Bernd DittmarBaaN IV on HP-UX
Paul MurrayMy Brain Hurts !!!!!
Wolfram Knorrresistance is futile
Naj RanaTo share is to grow.
Roland BRUNRoland Brun
David Gibbinsyou learn something new everyday
Doris M. LongGive your hangup a rest!
Stephane HURIEZComputer System Consultant
Zlatko Barucijamonomaniac
Fredrik BjörkFredrik Bjork
prashanth yadagiriDo in what you beleive and Beleive in what you do.
Hjortur ArnasonOnce a nerd, always a nerd
Frederick FerretyFrederick Ferrety
le-saintWhere are the 98 drivers for H.P Dat DDS C1537A Anybody ...Thanking you in advance ?
ablerlaser jet III
John PickupWhy is there only one monopolies commission?
Andreas TotlisLinux Newuser
Van Steirteghem ThierryI am a thinker
Carlo HenricoLive fast, die young - enjoy a good looking corpse!
Berislav VargaNever say never
Darius Rudzika"In pure practice - everything woks, but nothing clear. In theory - everything clear, but nothing works. In most favorable case when theory meets practice - nothing works and nothing clear"
Markus BenteleM. Bentele
Jorge de LuqueJorge
Steven RichardsA pint of vodka my good woman
Julian HerederoUna sonrisa cuesta menos que la electricidad, y da mas luz.
deejayA transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
Charles LongTo go where no byte has gone before
Jaikishan B SambhwaniDon`t Give-Up
Anthony WongAnthony
Dermot CRONINget a move on
Cotton Guyocclusion
Torben BrasgaardIn a changing world - HP invents
Michael KindermannMK
Jannie VictorSDD's great
Roberto De GioiaYou can dream anything, if you want....
Mike RailtonWe can change anything and frequently do
Derek NichollsThe world's an Encyclopedia
Roberto Ariasto be free is to be happy
de SOUZAQuestionner
Paul"if it ain't broke, don't tempt fate and fix it"
I.DelicLive fast, die old, and make very sure everyone knows you were there
Dmitry BogdanovDmitry Bogdanov
Patrick HayesC'est plus drôle d'être un Américain à Paris qu'un Parisien en Amérique
Mr. John KerrI hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand
israellaurent Israel
Dominik ZakrzewskiHi from Poland
Joseph NguyenTo know is to ask
Nelson PitaPita
Tritri
FredComputer Tech
Ant=nio FarinhaAnt=nio
DAVID SIMPSONLife is like a box of chocolates
jinithe curiosity
Jeroen Kragten( personal mail: J.Kragten@hetnet.nl )
John van ZantvoortEat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Steve MooreWho knicked my wheelchair!!!
Norbert EngelBlack and White Copy with PSC 500
J.ScholzSystemtechniker
yangroger
Derek J. NichollsDreaming of retirement!
James Mohrwww.linux-tutorial.info
Gerard Dijkstraif it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Joan BuenoJoan Bueno
AHMED ABDOUHi
martin van den brinkArchifact
Daniel OcampoDaniel
LE SANTALS
Joe FREDERICKHelp Me Please
Alfonso VasquezI don't know what I'm doing
William J StevensAlways getting there!
Meirone LucaMeirone Luca
Gabriele FACCHINIGabriele Facchini
Andrea Pietro BoniardiNothing is impossible
tony fosterjust thinking
Robert SmithBut it was working 5 minutes ago!!!!!
MichalMichal
Gema del Pozo SanzGema
darioDario
Marko KeisuMake
Chris KerrThis is not a drill!
Makis NikolaidisAlways have a backup ...
SoeguetS.Soeguet
MISNKnowledge is a living spring
alfred bailey"make it so"
sumedhaCurrently working as System Administrator in Bangalore
pravin_tendulkarA curious system administrator
Runge, J. L.Don't mention it...
adrian killopsadrian killops
Ouri Daviddavid
yaron danielthe truth is out there
duro aloFreepost SysAdmin
Serge UranieFeel the tropical climate
Dirk SchmidtDue to current laws: Don't take my advice for granted - it might be worth nothing and I shall not be held liable, if it does not work!
rbiorn"You cannot achieve anything beyond your wildest dreams --- if you don't have any wild dreams"
Andy McConnellIf only road sweeping was better paid!
Dave EarnshawIf it is not broken, leave it
Mads HowardyVerden er til for at udforskes.
Mauro ZabaletUnix Adiministrator
carlosCARLOS
Dirk OhmeHave a nice day!
Martin StaafSe inte ett problem i uppgifte, utan en uppgift i problemet.
Diyar KadarI have tried everything
Remko vd Peppelknow-how about computing
HucSmile I will feel the difference
Michael McIntoshTo be or Not to be what is the point?
Eugen CocaleaTo Live Is To Learn
xavier sarratexavier
Rolf Landsverk"yeah... right"
Markus BuehlMarkus Buehl
Bjarne DeinKnowlegde is not to know it all, but knowing how to get it!
Toni NiemiThere is unlimited amount of information but very limited amount of time
H. OzcinarFirst OpenViewExpress Seller
ITC Call+Smilecall+smile
ArnauArnau
Sundara RajanLearn What to do ,How to do and more importantly When to do ?
Fernando Cavero MiguTlezFernando Cavero
Ana Martinez Olaizolaabcd
Richard Quinn"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't." !!
Richard RotenEverydays School day
Brendan Newport"It doesn't have to be like this. All we need to do is make sure we keep talking"(Dave Gilmour)
Vicentiu Daniel MaximThink straight and right to the point
farhiHold to forgiveness; command what is right; but turn away from the ignorant.
Olivier DecorseThey say "install windows 2k, xp or better", so i install unix !
Karsten RadkeWisdom is not a product of schooling but of the life-long attempt to acquire it. (Albert Einstein)
McIntoshHP 2562c
SoeguetTuran
Gerard Vallive you're life every day like it's your last one; one day you'll be right
Mario UmaaThe best of the life is win that you want
Erwin van DijkAccept first before understand
Bill McNAMARAIt works for me (tm)
john kortermanit would be nice if you always got a second chance
Eric TchepannouEric
Renato Moranolot of fun
VekkuHp8100 bios
ThijsGood communication makes life easier
William WaltersHang in there!
VipulThere is nothing impossible in this Universe
Alastair BruceRather be windsurfing....
LE Levanwhat is well thought out can be clearly expressed
Kenneth BrowneIf you love something enough, let it go. If it doesnt come back, hunt it down and kill it !!
Holger SchmidtTake it easy :)))
Richard HaighIf it ain't broke don't fix it!
Quinting, Georgdon¦t use computers if you can avoid it
Jochen HerrmannHP-UX User and Developer
kfirstorage is fun
MartinYoul
Martin WesterveldAs finishing touch God created the Dutch
Andrew HoffmanWarning You are SuperUser......Shit Happens
Edmund SchurnikI'am a private freak
Mark De MoorTo LDAP or not to LDAP
Darrel LouisFor every Problem, there is a solution
Erik Heckersif power_on; then
Jeff ArrisLive by the sword, die by the hamburger
Oliver Haenseleverything is possible ...
Jesper AnderssonForce be with you
Tony WillisIF, you can not say something nice ....
LAYRISSEVincent
Merlin the happy pigA Headless Chicken does not stop for a Haircut
Christian KraazUnix - Administration
Gokhan Tercanwww.geocities.com/filenetsource
MEUNIERHP Open View DTA
Remkotechnet.oracle.com
gohar henkeFirst Thinks First
Bartek JanasBartek
Dieter DegrendeleThe possible we did, the unpossible we're doing but for a miracle you have to wait some time.
Giuseppe GiardinaIf all fails, read the manual!
Vijayan NairGivn enough time, there are no problems which cannot be solved
Stefan SalibaLife is like a box of Chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get !!!
Crutescu Mirceabetter drunk than stupid (it takes less time)
Markus PihlI try hard...
sunilalways here
Chris Kirschkequestion everything!
Amin Samaraamin
Henry HopkinsonSysadm_Henry
Roulet;-))
Frantisek KyselaIf anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Paul KerstenIf I don't know it, everybody else probably does.
Dariusz JeziorekDarek
Gabriele ZavaroniZava
Brad BocianFailure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Micr$oft products.
Marc EberhartI hope we learn a lot about HP OpenView
Sandor HorvathIf no problem, don't fixed it.
Juan Ramon AlvarezJuanra
Magnus ArvidssonWow this is a UNIX system I know this
Jan AffolterTheory is good, pratice is better !
Denis GassAlong this path I tread
terri hobbsNEVER TO LATE
Jane McVeyUncle Suntan
Stephen RaymentGetting to grips with DTA 5.1
Jong Hoon, Jungjj
NissimC Nissim electronics
SALVATORI LudovicLps
garelfrancky
Tony CoxIt's still running
Mohamed SABIRSABIR
Roger LeitchNever give up....
Jan SundinJan
matthieu le correTux for all !
Birger MadsenConsultant
pierrotpierrot
Bichmannlove is big
Markus BanfiAnalyse - Simplify - Automate
Peter ScottLife is a terminal sexually transmitted disease, but hey, who wants to be cured!
FrankyDon't worry be happy
Ralf Hessepatents are the only obstacle of an information-society
AJ HettemaBelieve me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfullness and the greatest enjoyment of life is to live dangerously.
GeorgI might be wrong - as usual
Werner PlackeWerner Placke
Robert A KirkpatrickWhich does not kill you only makes you stronger
Fernandofcmts
Hiram J HackenbakkerFAB
doesburgLove is a powerful thing
UrosPIVO je se vedno najboljse zdravilo!
Aleksandar LazicAUREA MEDIA
D. EngelenManaging UNIX
Manoj P.U.Manoj P.U.
Jos SeijkensThe way you treat, the way y'll be treated
Roberto MartinezIt wasn't me
Modestas KrauzlysWhat was your username?
Jean MichalskiLove is always the answer
alexis ciccone90% of the world happens in your head, life is the 10% that's easy to miss
Anand SewpalWhazzuppaaah
Chris Weironly connect
Kevin MooreNever put something off, for it may be your last chance
seanAssistance required
Christoph PlattnerLinux/UNIX-!FAN
Martin ChristiansenMartin Christiansen
Mauro SacconiMauro Sacconi
Marcel HeijblomFirst think then act !!!
Karsten LöperickNothing is impossible
Joseph ChakkeryKnowledge is wealth
lamytex
Jonny Barrif it ain't broke........
Wim Gerritsennetwork for students
Johan GreylingTo be in IT you have to be crazy?
Neil HarrisAn inveterate hacker
Valerijus BorodicasValerijus
Syed FahimuddinHardwork is the essence of success
Bogdan VosnjakIf it's not broken, don't fix it!
Nick FenwickSay Hello to my Lil' Friend!
OtteThe best way to solve problems is straigth through them
DTDo you know Indiana Jones ?
Kevin Pearcethanks for storing my profile on the local machine
Silke RiesnerI like HP
cuneyt nalcacicuneytnalcaci
Thomas Eskesen:-)
HolikThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Xavier Mancho FerrerasXomanet
Sys Adm Hp-UxSimone Benzi
Niels J. NielsenIT professional
Mark van HasselThe surest sign that life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us
Bernhard NeuhausBN
MaerzMM
John StrangIf you never make a mistake you'll never make anything.
Johan HarmsenThe devil is in the details
Serguei KouksovAndrei Kormiltsev
BHegartyall things come to those who wait..
Steven MertensChange your thoughts and you change your world.
Steve WoloszynPay now, rather than later
DISIT-SGT-CNREn essayant continuellement on finit par reussir. Donc, plus ca rate, plus on a de chances que ca marche.
Vladislav ZhurbaKnowledge + Logic
Dave ParkerPublic Service is . . . here to stay!
Tolga AkayVision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
VM001allround
Chris HardySilent palms!!!!!!
ehsvgupBR19139
Marc Dijkstra"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"
Bob VandenboschHP Dinosaur (I'm 67)
Vladimir VybiralWhen speaking, Your words should sound better than Your silence - Arabic proverb
Adrian ShawFortune Favours the bold
Frank Bendercontrol it
Adrian SnymanIf it's been up and running that long, it's probably obsolete . . . impressive, but still obsolete.
Mauro GattiUbi maior, minor cessat!
StarrynightSystem administrator
Kees VermaireKees
baluaisPreserve the best, Reinvent the Rest
Boris GegenheimerI am what i am
Michael PehboeckYou cannot know everything
Pier Pasinibe yourself no matter what they say
Steve HaleQuickl;y learning and will try to assist
Ardeshir KiaieIt may takes time, but everything will be OK.
Diego Pavndiego_pc
Alvarobe yourself
Gerard MoroneyIts too rude to enter
Mattie Van de WallGet help from someone else, If you don't know it by your self
Stephen Lundellshoot me!!!
Rafael MoranHi! I'm keko
Pedro Costa"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer..."
Tom WellsWhy I am doing this?
Hans van Zijstl'apprenti sorcier
oye okeOye
Ralph TaylorIt'll be fine!
adrian SaundersWe're gonna need a bigger boat
Igor STEFANIKcracatoa
harelHarel Segev
Alexander M. Ermes.. and all these memories are going to vanish like tears in the rain! final words from Rutger Hauer in "Blade Runner"
antonio di paolocarpe diem
Vlastimil HavelFuture is bright future is storage ...
SILVERSTARStill alive
Brian MynersTo err is human .....to get me involved just makes it worse.
Bruce DuffLondon Giddy London
Mike Keighleynil illegitimi root-andum
Jakes LouwTrying is the first step to failure - Homer Simpson
Steve SladeIf at first you do not succeed. Destroy all evidence that you even attempted.
Romana SchoengruberRomy
Dave CullDarn! This is worse than finding a witty remark for a co-worker's leaving card!
Derek J. BamfordI'm soo HaP
Ray WardTo err is human. To realy c**k things up you need a computer!
Ian LochrayYou gie me the dry boak
Guy Humphreys'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
Mike ShilladayIf it aint broke - Dont fix it
Systeemingenieurs InfocoA Life ? Cool ! Where can I download one of those from ?
Sándor SzabóTell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it!
John Palmerjohn_palmer@yahoo.com
Jim MarsdenThere are ten kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary - and those that don't.
Garry FergusonShare what you know, learn what you don't.
David JunyentSave the whales (and also Willy)
HP UNIX SupportSM
Jean-Marie WoutersI do not add a personal quote
Uli ManschkeOV PreSales technical consultant
Lesley HallBe happy
Mr FOREST MichelA rookie in the HP Forum :)
Andre BragancaDon't forget to breathe ...
Bauder, AlexanderAlexander
David Griffithsgorau arf, arf dysg
Bo ThidéComputers in science
Thomas Schlerno users -- no problems
Ralf Germannmara
rakotoarisoaarmand
Josep Queraltjosep
Dmitry StepanyukDmitry Stepanyuk
Unix TeamHP-UX is my life, my all & my everything
H.Merijn Brand (procura)I can resist anything ... (except temptation)
BUPA ISHelp is out there allways!!!!!
Lars Appelsee www.google.com/search?q=lars+appel
Bart BeerenLife isn´t as simple as it seems
Ingrid Roelandtunless you try to do something beyond what you have allready mastered, you will never grow
Klaus RittingerKlaus Rittinger
Stefan FarrellyIm from Palmerston North, New Zealand, but somehow ended up in London...
Bastings, M.M.G.keep it simple: biggest chance it will work!
RolandHSometimes you lose and sometimes the others win
JJNot enough Zappa makes you sad.
Peter LachnittPeter Lachnitt
Christian LE-HUEROUSo long ...
Tal DrigovTwo words lead the world....HP
Jeroen RuigrokIt's all h0h0magick...
Borgware Supportgeht nicht, gibts nicht!
Jon-Egil NordvikTVP
Ian WarnerWhy did anyone invent unix?
Unix Systems AdminDon't chuck bricks at cows.
Hartwig LehnerCatch as catch can
UnixdaddyBorn To Run UNIX
hpackardbei mir laeuft EH-NIX, das aber verdammt stabil.
RUSSOCKI Wladyslawhi!
Howard PalmerGTCI
THEUNISSEN, JNFS/CIFS error
Matthew Edwards-WinserInto everything todo with Storage
Harri MuttilainenThat wasn't me! I didn't say that!
Mr LAMARTASeb
Frank SauerbierHm
Lutz WenzelRide on!
Franz F. Steiningersfra
Marcel MeijnI'm not superstitious - it brings bad luck
Peter KlausnerBruce Schneier will beat me: I gave away my password...
Ralph RothVorne ist dort, wo sich keiner mehr auskennt.
drilquipuh, what does this button do?
Phil GregoryAt the heart of problem blamed on the network, there lies at least two problems. One of which is blaming the network in the first place.
Dietmar Konermann"Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end." -- Spock (Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)
BONNAFOUS Jean MarcSi vous ne faites jamais de bétises, c'est que vous ne faites rien de difficile. Et ça c'est une grosse bétise.
FLOTATStephane Flotat
Juan Manuel OlivaNeus.
Liselotte PetterssonLisa
Olaf StranskyThe more i know NT, the more I love UNIX!
Wessel Baptistlogics take you from A to B, imagination takes you anywhere
Jesper SivertsenAll in unix is files
GrossriederRoland
Nass Klaus-WernerK.-W. Nass
Michael DaumHier arbeitet die Firma Rast und Ruh; Vormittags geschlossen und Nachmittags ist zu !
Karl-Heinz VogtIn NAMIB is much more live as in INTERNET.
Behrouz Ahmadipeter557
Jean-Luc Oudartfiat lux
MR LOBJOISbruno nadin
Carsten AbildgaardA smile is the shortest distance between two people
Gilles SalvinWhat could I say ?
Klaus Knoch-BaderWalter Mefle
Najat EisaffiDau
Peter JansenTip
Odd OlssonOJobb
Pasi SorsaNo Pain, No gain
Dermot BeirneHappy is harder than money. Anyone who thinks money will make them happy, doesn't have money.
Patrick Marc PreussGoodbye Douglas! Whereever you are now, keep your towel and don't panic.
FukeriderKeep away from M$windows
Robert O'Brienask a question and look stupid for 5 minutes. Don't and remain stupid for life.
BeckerLars
martin bebbingtonwish I was mowing lawns..
Michael Hauckmichael hauck
BondyNetware
Neil MacvicarIn a sorry sea of pale sound uplifting here, dark waters flow through the archways of silent dreams..
Allen S. BaileyI don't fuck around
Peter ReynoldsIts operationally challenged
Michael MoormanOne man's groove is another man's rut.
giorgio martiniNo more patches
Wieslaw KrajewskiPermanent training makes master
Juan Manuel LópezI would like to be lie on a beautiful beach spending my life doing nothing, so someboby has to make this job.
Tommy TurnerI need help!!
Jo HumphrisNothing is ever simple !
E. J. CawstonI Love / Hate Computers
Dirk DierickxPeople usually get what's coming to them -- unless it's been mailed.
LORENZOit's now or never
John ConstableWe all serve in some way (from G.Harrison)
Prince FonsekaPrincef
Ronald LubachIf you cant convince them, confuse them!
Andreas BoguschewskiAndreas Boguschewski
Hugo Snellenyou cannot judge a book by its cover
Lounis TataNothing comes so easy
RieilleDaniel
Diego Llorca CrespUse your Illusion!
Bob FarrellyIf it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
Bert Opdebeeckrelax...
Dirk De Meyerxx
Heikki SutinenHappiness lies on the other side of the bell curve
Juerg DENNEBERGThe personal liberty goes so far as it does not affect the liberty of others
MURALIDHARAN VENKATRAMANKeep an Open Mind on solving problems
Federico RamirezPerl! C++! Unix!
TravisDont ask me!
Taimur HassanIf everyone's original, then who's original ?
FOUQUE ChristopheMost of the time, there is a solution.
Romeo Ninovand let's GOD save Your system :-)
RajeChange is inevitable
John G.BurnsWho needs a life when you've got Unix?
Ales VokalLive your life as this would be your last day
Andy DoranMy hovercraft is full of eels
Carsten KregeIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- HhGttG
David Lloyd-WilliamsDoh !
Steinar EriksenHang loose!
Marcos Seoaneclient always has the reason??
CollotPromote Internal Communication to make the Network successful
Lionel MAZElmaze
Milana GiuseppeWherever you go... there you are!
PAULINE HAINESDoh !
MohanNothing
Xavier GutierrezLive fast, die young!
jiangtaojt
Andy MacleodEveryone needs something to believe in - I believe I shall have another beer
Thomas PohlenBe patient
Bc. Dagmar Bendovaxx
Thomas Gabellive on the fast lane, but remember your brakes...
Nick WaltonIt's got two chances - it will either work or it won't!
Ronchi, MichelaCarpe Diem
Aaron HollerTempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis.
Uffe GavnholtFear the truth
Angel Corralgoldfinger
John CliffordWhen all is said and done..more will be said.........than done!
Thomas WittMay the force be with you
SL9100i and software
Mike Bushwww.foxit.net
James OwenLive Young, Die Fast
FaisalFaisal
Maurice van Heesmy email address: maurice.vanhees@getronics.com
TBK"Every man dies, but not every man really lives" - William Wallace (Braveheart)
dannydanny
Gordon BrownOlder than the 840
Alessia GigliofioritoI will work harder, HP-UX is always right.
Alejandro VillaAlejandro Villa
JosJose Sanchez
Dmitry ZikratchNever mind
eran maorlove computers
Manolo RemohiManolo
Jos van BragtDarn where's that any key
Fred Hosmannanything is impossible
D.BlondD.Blond
Mark BentleyEnjoy it, you're a long time dead.
Tomi VirtaKerard
Steve MonsonIf you're not part of the solution ... you're part of the precipitate!
Justin MaxwellIt's gotta be in here somewhere
Nicholas Cross*NIX is user friendly, It's just selective on who it's friends with!
Tom Van Den BroeckFirst try, then explain.
sskThe Road for Success is always under construction
Nelson PitaNPita
Bart Mortierproblem
Graham CameronComputers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Carmen SarloI said Haw Haw!
Marco RossiMarco
Mike BrownThere's no substitute for experience
George DoddsA train stops at a train station, a bus stops at a bus station, on my desk i have a work station.
ClaudioWell, I can TRY to solve any problem !
Neville DeardenThe true cost of anything is the cost of the foregone alternative
Luis Miguel Parra ChicaTouching that is DANGEROUS
Philippe J. RousselImmaterial beings observe time-space differently. Ergo to them,creation is still going on!
Phil VisNever give up
Jason BaldwinIt's better to burn out than to fade away.
M.Immerzeelriva
Jochen HeuerWell, yeah ... I suppose there's no point in getting greedy, is there?
Mark AndersonKeeping busy
Jean-Paul MarinierJean-Paul
Rene HermannThere is something more in space than stars and galaxies.
jayakumar DoraisamyHai friends....!!!! get clarify & clarify others
Alex Guerraalex
Ivo BeckersTry, there's no try. There's only do and not do.
Chris WinterLife on earth may be expensive, but it does include one free annual trip around the sun.
justin turnerseek first to understand then to be undersood
Antti Yli-Karhuayk
Ammann Nicolaj4 of the 7 summits
Tim KregoHP/UX Newbie
Adam VollmarA witty saying proves nothing.
Paul MurrayJust remember, nobody knows everything !!
Erwin BrandtThe beer I had for breakfast tasted good, so I had one more for dessert
Erick AmezquitaPersistent
Patrik LindvallDo not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
Martin BezemerFree?! Does that mean I can't get a Discount?!
Thomas StumboeckHi
Holger Knoppikparty on !
Alper OzdemirAlper
Jack NeverDivide et Impera
JKNever Give Up...
Sergio Daz GonzlezSergio
Frerk Friedrichsenhang loose
billy muirthere's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
bruneauxbruneau
John R. HansenContact me on jrh@it.stam.dk
Juan Carlos GonzlezJuan Carlos
BruceMillion to one shots always come off!
Donald23Donald
Neil HerringThe Fish
Matthias Oswaldmabios
Roger StorvikFirst they ignore you, Then they laugh at you, Then they fight you, Then you win. - Gandhi -
David PatelHe who dares wins
Joakim BrostenNo Pain - No Gain
Bulent KaramanliogluAs simple as possible but not stupid
Terry ThorpeTj
Torsten-the problem is sometimes inside the system, sometimes in front of ... pebkac
GerardoGerardo Vera
gavinGav's
Robert Wangcommunication and promotion
John Brooksto really foul up, you need a computer!
Mikhail IvanovHP OV Competence Center : openview@i-teco.ru - Ask&Learn
atossylvain
Ciro GrippiCiro Grippi
justin camaratasometimes life sucks. so get over it.
Avi Lianiavili
Francis WatkinsMe, We - Mohammed Ali
alan barrowit all went crazy when i fell asleep one night on my keyboard
Pat MorrisShould I have bought a Cannon!
Mark PezziNewbee looking to help you soon!
Toon VerschoorHi, ho, hi, ho, it's time for me to know
Martyn FosterTough times don't last, tough people do!
Huber Sebastien-- Share what you know, learn what you don't
Christian BieletzkiBille
Sami Kankaanpaasamix
Dmitry RybakovDrybakov
Teodor RadevTedy
Fifth HorsemanSo long and thanks for all the fish
Marc VelazquezDon't discount retreads!
Rudy BrasserAmiga Forever !
KoenWhat if there where no more problems to solve?
Steve BoniwellOne man's magic..............
Mr Patrice Saintongemay the force be with me
Gabriel MuozRocketir
Johannes SauterNever touch a running system
arthur zacchiawork work off to work i go
Phil ParkPP
Marcin WicinskiMarcin Wicinski
Mischa Andreas Finschiin vino veritas!
malvin drakleyNot me Chief, I'm Radar
Holger SchreyerHolger Schreyer
Volker BorowskiI love SAP, it will take care, that there is always work for me !
Patrick John MifsudDon't leave for tomorrow what you can do today!
Ritva LnnbergRitva Lonnberg
Marc MentelThe best way to solve a problem is to share it with others
Jan VerheijenLive Today
StuartIt not what you know is knowing where to find it.
leeregAlways UNIX
Vernon DickinsonTechie Born and Bred
Service InformatiqueAdministrator Unix
Vyacheslav BalwinskiVyacheslav Balwinski
Klaus BauerUnix rocks
Kylie Spoonerwhat are we going to do tonight Brain?
jiaoliJust do it!
Alan WilsonDon't let the buggers get you down
Ehood BaratzDream, Dare, Do !
Misbakhul MunirBeginner
MESPLEDEFred
Raymond CrijnenYou can contact me at raymond.crijnen@csmgwestbury.be
Abder BARZAQAbder Barzaq
Stuart Anthony"No.. apparently I did not RTMF..."
Sean DavisWhen you see the light at the end of the tunnel, get out of the way.
zutterlingmy mail p_zutterling@yahoo.fr
Schnabel???
Steve YeatsAs happy as a constipated bear in a small copse
Bernd FritzYour have to know, not fear, that someday you are going to die. Until you know that and embrace that, you are useless.
Kari PannilaKari Pannila
Faisal Fouad AljundiProblems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them
Ricardo Rocha"there is this old man who spent so much of his life sleeping that he is able to keep awake for the rest of his years"
FELIX ESCORIAL:-)
Gary PadburyApathy is the greatest motivator.
Cecilio PeralCecilio
Marino Melonihttp://www.geocities.com/iw2ejh/index.html
EnlitenceThe board is possessed!
jean-yves pochpitstop
Carsten Mcm60
Ulf LipskiOptimization is the root of all evil.
ShaamilHP is the greatest
Tim Jonesnothing
buehnjuergen buehn
Jason Tuttle"Unix is terrific"
Alexander GrafLinux is like a wigwam, no gates, no windows and Apache inside!
Stefano SenniHIC SUNT LEONES
Stephen MurrayI plan on living forever. So far so good.
Farid FeknousDjamil
Dirk KochaleEvery problem is easy as long as you know the answer
Zigor BuruagaLearning every day ... and every day I'm more and more ignorant. Maybe with more effort I can finally certificate my stupidity!
Michael FinckYou can do it !
leonleon
Jonathan ToozeI'm an ASP Guru damn it so ask me some questions
LAVOIXNetwork monitoring Engineer
Maik DanstedtI haven't lost my mind! I backed it up on tape somewhere...
R. van HuisstedenYou never walk alone
Fredrik LinderothFredrik Linderoth
Carl ZabelIndecision is the key to flexibility
Vinod PatelAll quotes are relative
Eric Suikermens agitat molem
Juha Eklund-- hopefully lost in kernel-space --
Hr. H. Wichink KruitWhy do it difficult when it can be done easy
Ch. StandNothing is real
Tony VisagieLive for today,tomorrow might never come
Michael FitzgibbonsSo many printers, so little time!
Robertseek and ye shall find
Gretar PalssonService Desk rules
Susanne Czernytoo often deeds are made into words than the other way round
ShineShine
Adolf SchwierzAdi
Manfred SielhorstSpend Wisely
COMBOUE JrmeInterest HP-UX
Alex CrudenYou never now how far you can go until you go too far!
RemigijusEverytime is a first time
Gamoji RaghavendraUnix is not for those who donot love Unix!
benoit BruckertUne application mal pansée aboutit à une usine à gaze (GHG)
Ewan S PurserIT for woodlands
Kiss, IstvanBegin with the end in mind!
Andreas FuchsAndreas Fuchs
RobertRoda
C. WilsonSo computers are supposed to make life simple!.
Carlos Cidbeginer
Tim WestonLife's a bitch then you marry one! :)
Iztok AhacicBR644696
Steve BruceStuck here working late again
malkimalki
COSYTEC System AdminVeni, vidi, vici
Don TatlaThe calm before the storm
Ingrid O'ConnorYou'll never know unless you try.
Andi Rigauergod, root where's the difference
Ricky JemmottA backup is only as good as the last successful restore
Joerg Wragemy pets name
soselSoz
Antonio DinisAntonio Dinis
Vadim Yu. Nikolaev(-)
Ian GoodenoughI have the same problems with my scanjet 6200 with ADF. Tries all the same possible solutions but nothing works. Any ideas?
skiserEver stop to think and forget to start again?
Atil Volkan Yildirimit's all a game
StevenCarpe dium
Sven SchroederFor every complex problem there are many solutions - the art is finding the really elegant and good one!
Filipe MV Magalhaesfilmag
labadiegroumpf
Pete BurgessFor every action there is anequal and opposite reaction.
ALFONSOPoncho's
Herdip KalareKeep on trying !!!
Camille SwertsCoordinator Helpdesk
Alexander HeiseHe who asks will receive an answer
RemigijusIn God we trust, everything else we are verifying with PGP
Ozan PINARYours,
J.- Alexander Schimanskiwww.ComlineAG.de
TinusMartin
Niraj Kumar VermaNiraj.Verma@philips.com
simona vittorisimona
glenn henleyThe only people that never make mistakes, are the people that never try anything.
DELEUZElyreco
AndrewIf it ain't broke why fix it?
Freddy SoerYou just have to have BITS of luck..
Jean Le BrunYou know it to be true! khameneiiii
James Sireikafrustration
Vandenbosch KarinYou can contact me at Karin.vandenbosch@cm.be
Dallas LangevinChupacabra
Pat BrammageHelp
Dries Bertier<< please try >>
colet murphy...
Brett BeggsMake something idiot-proof and the world will produce a better idiot.
HillUnix
R.MielenI haven't failed, I only found 10,000 way's that won't work
Monika HeimCuriositiy kills the cat
ALEX FLEMINGTONtake the day off and go paragliding
Howard ClareHello I'm an Oracle DBA
James Beamish-WhiteGARDENOFEDEN> create light
Andy FowlerSupport, Support, my Kingdom for Support
Nils Hoppe"Two things seem infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I am not entirely sure about the universe though." - Albert Einstein
Holgerdifficult we do now, impossible may take a little bit longer!
Vincent FarrugiaTape Drives RULE!!!
Filip ZbiralFilip
Ton.Jansen@ngn.nlHave Fun Today!
EduardoEduardo
jonjini
steve osbornuninstall the s/ware - then download the latest drivers from website - install from there.
Zieglerparallel scanners in win2000....
Fernando Garca DazFER
M Jos ManzanoI like to have freedom to make mistakes
Joao VieiraJV
Jimmy TomAsk and you shall receive
Tomasz Furmanczaktom
RaschkeBR649548
Oguz YilmazOguz Yilmaz
Ian FosterGreat, another box to fill in
Carol ChimesImagination is more important than knowledge
Bo ForsbergViolence is the last refuge of the incompetent
Norbert ZaschelIf you don't go, you'll never get there
JayakumarJay
Andreas GrimmLook for your inner faults making the best out of it
Russell GouldIt's not a problem, it's an opportunity !
phil lawtonYou cab lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in both hands
Richard MasonIf it isn't broke don't fix it.
Monette BellNetwork Problem
Elai love life , sea and computers
Henk Geurtslive a happy life!
Jupiracy da SIlva Costajupysilva
Paul SplietNo buisniss like snow buisness
just a guylove does designjets
peter macdonagh"hmmm"
Robert VisschedijkGreeting Robert
Brian J NoftsierAnger is the vale which extinguishes the lamp of the mind
Jakub ZurekJames
Richard MillerThere are three kinds of people in this world: Those who make things happen; Those who watch things happen; And those that wonder what happen."
Gregory BryantIn Search Of.....
Paul PalmerThey call me "professor" for a reason !
allanThere is not place like 127.0.0.1
Lars K.S. OlsenMac-eq
Chris JonesDoh!
Colin PattersonIs there anything they can't do ??
Kevin FineThe difference between theory and experiment is greater in experiment than it is in theory.
Thorsten JalasThorsten Jalas - have fun !
DakkaIn the wayt to perfect the system
Marques de Melo FilhoMarques de Melo Filho
NiemeierDN
Guy FabronShould be working
MichaelMic
Dirk RungeComputer erleichtern die arbeit, die man ohne sie nicht hätte.
Kim MobergKim Moberg
James Clay"Computer games don¹t affect kids, I mean if pac man affected us as kids, we¹d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
Tom WalshamDon't ask me! :-)
Neville YoungI like strawberry yoghurt!
Rainer BeckerNothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
E.FennemaWhat can be said can be said clearly
Matthew FranklinNever do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tommorow.
Thomas ManWhy can it not be easier
shadiBillyBob
ChetanNothing seems impossible if it needs to be done
Maurice ReedI hate bl**dy computers!!!
Wessam AlyThe manual said the program requires Windows 95 or better, so I installed Linux !
Petr HanzlikPetr
helderhelder
francoSanseverino
Krishan Kant JingarThere exists a set of solutions to each problem. If a problem have no solution then the solution is null set.
Andrzej GolebiowskiPractice Makes Perfect
MontesantiOne solution a day keeps the bugs away
chakerHach
Morten KristensenMorten
Joaquim Abellan DiazQuim
Raul DominguezRaul
G. VrijhoevenDid i say that............well we all have our moments
Adewole OdelanaDon't jump off the edge of the cliff.
Simon HalTo be cool is to be modest
Logan Destefani MerazziDon´t worry... Be happy
Philip BirchUp the Potters!
Ingmar EidemLess unnecessary functionality => less bugs => more stability
Paul ThomsonArgh ye land lovers !
SambillLife is to short to wait for a fast Microsoft Windows!!!
Michael HeepWhere's da food...?
Guillaume Dagaultnewbie
Andy DaneIf it ain't broke don't fix it.
DuboisLe drame avec la vie, c'est qu'on en sort pas vivant.
Miguel Luaces Alonsomiguel luaces
Patrick Rafterylife is good
Jeff GoldbergOh! Not Again!!!
paul cocoi love life
Michael Ingensandnever change a running system,except of a failure
VirelyPlay Go
MannRoland
Santiago NúñezTi Nuez
Klaus SchnippengerdComputers are like airconditioners, when you open Windows they 'll stop working!
Steven Burgessnewcomer
Csar Quintascesar
Panos Agoros"This is how the world works: all energy flows according to the wills of the great magnet... What a fool was I to defy him!" (Johnny Depp/Fear+Loathing In Las Vegas)
Jesper JensenJust imagine....
Jasper GeraertsWat maakt het uit?
Joachim FriebenPer aspera ad astra
Chuck WellsYour attitude is up to you.
Miguel Reboredamav2002
Jon Jackson"I'll ride this wave where it takes me"
Rikard EkmanComputers are evil, destroy them, destroy them all!
AndrieuxEverything's possible.
Anders FreemanWouldn't life be easier without computers....?
Danny Websterfeck
Ralf Fischerthe end justifies the means
Andreas Spaenhauercopio ergo sum
Carlos Vanegascvanegas
Cecile Sarletthere is always a solution which is obvious, simple, attractive and ... wrong
Gerard ArmstrongThank God its Monday - as if!
Ray BroadbridgeI like fish, sheep and sex - but not at the same time
Hamdi GULSOY34
Andrew Smith"better to have something and not need it than to need it and not have it"
MynorHello there Unix gurus
Alexandre CarrausseWho dares win!
Michael Baumhauermichaelb
Roth StefanBR657982
PIRULOisabelita32es@yahoo.es
Ian WalkerHe who laughs last didn't get the joke!
Trenta AngeloI will work harder, HP-UX is always right
Mare CirelliI'm always looking for advice and can't learn enough..
imbsysopIt is difficult to make systems foolproof 'cos fools are so inventive
Anthony HillBlood is thicker than water... and it tastes better too!
Justo ExpositoHelp is a Beatiful word
Edward MillershipIf it a'nt broke don't fix it
Ruediger BiernatBeam me up Scotty, there is no life on this planet
Gustavo MarsicoI'm Electronic technician
Georges EstevesHope It Help.
Moshe KorachMosh
JuanJosemi
rajuRAJUSHANKAR
Werner, MarkusError: Quote Of The Day is not installed
Bradley BakkerDream to build and build to dream
Markus KaltenggerCluster-Buster
Dan SICHITIUHP - the long lasting flavor
Fredrik RosengrenFredde
G.G.krishnamoorthyKrishna
BenAssumptions make an ass of you and me
rTrue brother of metal
Mr P Matthewsone good look is worth a thousand meter readings
Raffaele BertoniRaffaele
Victor Barros HallaVitão
AlexandrKAA
Carlos WursterI do my job simply
RalphIts better to try once than never
Georgi GeorgievBR660492
david williamscolours not working
Bjorn O. AbergThere's always a way...
Teoh Giap Sengnew system creates new problems
Hans AnderssonEverything works on a Citrix server....
Per Engstrom1 test is better than 1000 experts testimony
simon ClitheroeTo understand computers you must play the networking game
dpsDPS
xiexudongNothing in the world can take the place of persistence
mfarisfaris
Hasan Atasoymather
BYRON MILSAP"somebody make this thing work"
Dawn Holmeshave a nice day.
Timothy LongITIL, its a way of life :)
Ali KouiderYou burn, you learn
Urbain XavierReponsible for HP servers + Oracle DB
UNIX Technical SupportChris Hardacre
PLAZALa perfection n'est jamais dans les Hommes mais parfois dans leurs intentions
Andrew CharlesworthLife is frittered away be detail, Simplify, Simplify.
Marek Goreckidimonts are forever
Holger SchmittHolger
Terry WalshHi guys
AshrafASHRAFM
SreckoSrecko Podlogar
Marcin GolembskiThere is always one more bug.
Nicholas Lain...and life carries on
mulimuki
CLife is like a box of LEMONS ... Sour!
Ian DennisonBuilding a dumber user
Hartmut SieberEven if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
Mike WalkerPersistence is everything
Lutz BehringerEverybody started small...
Winder Martinmartolo
Dont CareHP SUX
DannyIf it aint broke, break it - it will keep you employed
Wilfried RiegelsWilfried Riegels
Bjarne DeinKnowlegde is not to know something, but how to get to...
PatelHi, We are using HP 11 and multitech ZDX 5600 and have the same problem , do we need a getty pacth ?
MadhukarMadhukar
Lorenzo MorettiLorenzo Moretti
SEATTINMG Volpe
Hamid Touhouchelvcreate -D & lvcreate -i -I
Stephane AudureauAlways off ....sometimes on
PostemaThe earth is but one country and mankind its citizens. Bahá'u'lláh
SvendEngineer
Sunil PhilipHey lets get on with our lives
Hanno KolijnIt' s 2 Trubless
P. PrinslooWally
Rolf KuhfussIt's better to play a nick-shot then a bad longline !
Dreymann, Thomastoday is today
David GerhartWhat you do speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you say -- H.D. Thoureau.
B. Hugginslive is great !!
Brian Dolinhelp!
jonathanall about calculators hp 48, 49G
Erich ZAlle Problem sind lösbar
steven Burgesstake your time and think things through
anceljavivivi
J. ToonenSmall but Smart
Tom GeudensA life ? Cool ! Where can I download one of those from ?
Richard GustafssonDa man da myth
N.S. WARGHADEHello unix
WA"Those who criticise our generation forgot who raised it"
RENZI RICCARDOI am learning
Thomas KrauseDer Dichter, der Dichter, der kriegt eins auf die Lichter.... ?!
Leonidas SinosI like driving fast
Yuri ErmakovErmak
Philip DaviesConsultant
Lars MoustenOnce in your lifetime...
KhoschnudLana
Hans PlatzHans Platz
Rehakwhat ever
Marcel HuijzendveldFace your fears live your dreams!
Dave Smith95% of the time the problem was the last guy that was in there.
MicheleMichele
Preet DhillonNothing succeeds like excess
Kurt Lubbersuuuuhhhhh...right
FoxtrotFoxtrot
Zeev SchultzSo computers don't think yet. At least not chess computers. - Seymour Cray
Arild sturesdlc
Ray Debattistato be or not to be
Matti KurkelaIt is interesting to do something for the first time. The second time is a chance to prove you got it right. Third time around, it's time to automate it.
NitinKnowledge Update for NNM
lindalinda
ajraistrickBollocks !!!
batmanrunmanX
MOKUNgrim up north
RobertoBob
PAtrickCarry on regardless
Rickard FernstromI belive what i Trust and Trust what I belive
miki leonlove unix
aaaa
A TrayfordTo Microsoft someone is to "Rip-off" someone !
Tim SchaeferLook me up on the Ars forums (Neptunes)- http://arstechnica.com and http://arstechnica.infopop.net
silviuLearn 2 Evolve
Billy CullenNever be afraid to ask for assistance
RanjiNever say Never again
Morten BergsjoEverything with moderation
June WanJune
Sergio CrespoSRBC
HansHans
Rui SoaresBe Well
Henrik A. ChristiansenInformation is a must !!!!
Daniel ClarDaniel
Chai MilburnPublic opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion. What a man thinks of himself,
Kris D'HoogheAs long as it works ...
Mourad DerricheRead between the lines...
Noa HarelUnix dummie
Amit MehraHope is a good thing, Maybe not the best of all things but all good things never die
Franz HillebrandShit happens......
Jeff BilquistJesus Loves You today!
Edwin DikhooffTry anything once
Sergio M F ValerianoPollution laws won't work, although they exist
Steve MillerTechnology is only as good as those that know how to use it.
Ben KramerDude
CarloSystem Manager
GnaneshwarBonsai
whepinwhepin
Wim-Bart van der WaalsIf life is simple, why are there so many questions
Robert-Paul HovingRobert-Paul
Jayson HurdExcuse->Crutch->Weakness->Failure
Alun TerrittSome days you fly like a bird, others your the statue.
Thomas CashMakes me wonder
SHuntIs it plugged in?
Leca RaduThe more things change, the more they stay the same
Vikramjit S GrewalNever give in
Axel Barth"The best administrator in the world is a poor guy. He has nothing to do anymore."
Julian HomerIf at first you don't succeed - use a bigger hammer!
Gary KingI don't get paid enough for this.......
Christian Geillermeow !!!
krizevac-*-
oostradriver
powercolapower!!power!!pwower!!
ErnstDus
Jonas Selbgnossis katargetesetai
harold sendonwhen the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways; when the heart is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses
Patrick Fergusonunix unit
Elton WitbooiEvolver
Jason Armitage"People who won't suffer fools gladly must find solitude intolerable"
Edward..
BareldsMake my day..:-)
Dilip KumarThere is no limit of human mind.
Fco. Javier Furio ValLa esperanza es lo ultimo que se pierde
Alex Green"The physicist's greatest tool is his wastebasket." - Albert Einstein.
Francesco Piero DottiDuty & Fun, with the help of God !
vangelis AngelakisProblem with HP Scanjet 4400c
Zdenek Brunagebi
Volodimirvvcher
Sandy GarrityGrowing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional
Holger MartinHolger Martin
TAVANEnjoy Openview
Andrea RossiAndrea Rossi
Nico BirkTechnical Support & Professional Services
SAMIR DANDEKARSamir
John CoveneyTo err is human .... you know the rest
Helge NymanNothing is impossible, it just takes longer time!
Sudarshan Kumar AgnihotrThere is no substitute for hardwork
igorsIgorJ
John WeeksIf I am so smart then why am I not rich!
sven verhaegen...knowing one ignores a greath many things is the first step to wisdom...
Simon corkeryI Need all of the Worlds Help
Keely JacksonLive long and prosper
Jason LadasIf someone tells you to reinstall your operating system, argue!
Scott UrigJack of all trades Master on none
Peter Van NieuwenhovenIf it works, don't touch it, but allways stay at least one step ahead of trouble.
Sam IsmaielSam
Huub van LoonNobody is perfect
Guy BarrettIt is better to burn out than to fade away. Expert - A former small drip under pressure.
CHRIS ANORUOWhen We Seek To Discover The Best In Others, We Somehow Bring Out The Best In Ourselves.
Joe BurnettSometimes pessimissism is necessary!
Kevin ShanahanBring back DOS
Gregory HostettlerThere is always one more bug
Alex Gunawanwork smart and smile
SumedhaSumedha
Wim KortenLimited by Technology
Fernando JoseBetter a cat than a dog
Alan MorrisSolutions and Support Provider to small businesses
Nguyen PhuongYour knowledge is my knowledge !!!
Antonio MartinezAntonio
SimoneEvery solution generate new problems
mohammed arafatthe shining
Mika HarkonenHP spice JAM
Stefan PerssonNever give up!
leleuxseb
Martin MABIKAmmabika
JoStrive for Excellence
FabrizioFabrizioF
Thomas Bleker...
Darren ChambersLinux Rocks
Consuelo Sierrakonsu
Sren MadsenWe really have no better word for it, than "fluffy"
Renarsrena
cool guyBy cool
Gary WoodingWhere equal force and conquest equal go
igor hitrecBR675501
Andreas LuettekenNever trust a thing that thinks by itself if you don't know where it has it's brain...
Sven DuthooIf it makes you happy, it can't be that bad
PiterPiter Ostapowicz
S. MezzarobbaEnjoy life, and take the day as it comes.
Johan SchaapHad a life... Got a modem...
fly_fisherCatch and release !!!!!!
Mary JacksonEveryone believes in something, I believe I'll go fishing
ROBERTORoberto
Alan MosierIf it aint broke...... It will be.
albert_huaWhen going with others together, I can always find my adviser among them. (三人行必有我师也)
Colin JonesI turned around and it miraculously started working
Ruth HutchingsCriticism is the hallmark of a mediocre mind
PascalTout ça ne vaut pas un pastaga!
adminlolodev
Kelvin DamConsultant
KayToto cælo errare
Thomas Miskiewicztom
dinah stuartevery day you learn something new
Paul FreiHelipilot
zocmiuzocmiu
John Carremail JohnCarr@honeycell.com
ShellVenitatas venita
Roberto Bellettatiroberto
akeLife is more fun when you live it
Peter KloetgenI'm learning here as well as helping
Paulo Srriapsarria
Tim WalkerIf all else fails read the instructions
Lawrence McNamaraAfter 30+ years why am I still in this business?
Josef MeierJosef Meier
k.s.chakravarthycoolchecks
Vassilis PapastergiouVassilis
Fredrik AppelbergThat's a hardware problem.
George Petrideswww.parallon.com
M J GOnly interested in the answer
Hugo NovaisI want to know more...
Tormod Thorvaldsen d.y.Tormod
Gerard McNeillGerard
Stuart WhitbyA sysadmin should never cross his fingers in the hope commands will work. Makes for a lot of mistakes while typing.
charlottesun
Stuart Ni will hear in heaven
Paul A. ChadwickIf it ain't broke fix it till it is!
TerenceTerence
Edward StuartEd Stuart
gonoddo it standing up!
Peter OndrejkovicPeter Ondrejkovic
Alfredo MoralejoAlfredo Moralejo
Montserrat CaberoMonse
RAIMBAULTLaraimb
Nelson RibeiroGod doesn´t mess with computers and I don´t do miracles.
Roberto Fernndez Domngosorei
Engo BokokoAfter Remembering Myself, Anything Desappears.
robert.doyleHello
AndyAt twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. Franklin.
HoferP. Hofer
Dario VernelliDario Vernelli
Josef SchodlJosef Schodl
masterLife and let die.
Rob PointerLive long......and have many laughs
LiLEE
MOI_1Do it always right
Torsten ErmlichContinuum Hierarchy Supervisor. You have already been assimilated.
Paul ClarkThe Joy of HP-UX ain't nothing like it!
Giorgio Milanesio50
martamcl
Jorge Martinez CastroJorge Martinez
Kevin RouwetteAll you need is love
Nicowhat is my love name
Eike-the proof of the pudding, is in the eating-
Keith BevanYou are either part of the solution or part of the problem
Jeff ArthurA noise annoys an oyster, a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Ian KillerWhere ever the gypsies rome.
Alexeasg
VUIALLATPaul
Galli EleonoraIt's all so difficult
Heiner E. Lennackersif this makes any sense to you, you have a BIG problem
SanderIf it works perfectly, it must be broke.
Dmitry V. Voronenkov>
Raymondraymond
Sebastiaan VersluisHelping hand asked
Svetlanawww
Rune Winjeit is in working with the impossible that the limits of the possible are determined...
Valery KuvaevI know that I know nothing (Socrat)
rudyhp
VenkyNEVER SAY DIE
Chakravarthi V SChakravarthi V S
Andres Castillo OlmoACO
Dirk Eismann"Never ask a man what computer he uses. If it's a Mac, he'll tell you. If it's not, why embarrass him?" (Tom Clancy)
ARISTOTELIS TZAMTZOGLOUARIS T.
peter demusjepp!
marcodo it youre self is always better
sandyI can do? :)
Mark GrantNever preceed any demonstration with anything more predictive than "watch this"
Jorge200
dupontffredzz
Jean-Marc Robinjmr
peter villumsenpeter
HorelFX
Richie VineI was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Naresh KochharOld is gold!
jiuyuan700 System Error Code
Renaud GILLONDedicated to develop modelling and characterisation know-how in micro-electronics
Kyri PilavakisBosses don't undestand..HP does
Eladio GonzalezEladio
Hermann MerzUpdate the world
Leif Halvard SilliMaciness
Holger WagnerNothing new here at this time.
SchneiderAndrea Schneider
Vicent PoonVicent Poon
Carla CovizziMake love not war
Martin SchmitterReality is an Illusion, caused on to less alcohol.
Juergen KellerNothing at the moment
fetys laurentself
T van MaanenIf you can't breake it then fix it
Mark LathamThe Tax Man Commeth! Yikes!
Raji Murthybe good and do good
Abdullah Al-LuhaibChampion
KohnkeThere's always a solution
Bill Fergusonwww.jubileeusa.org
David"Gentoo Rules"
Knut B. KorczakStay Hydrated!
Frederic ZellerWhy should I bother ? The problem will be gone with the next release ...
John BryanI try to understand computers
Mark DowsonDoh!
Brian BaldridgeIf it works, why upgrade?
Howard Jones"For A small fee I can install this GREEN button to get you down again" - Daffy Duck
Raj RaoIf only computers were as easy to sort out as babies
Ronde, ThomasI am helpless!
Thomas ReisingerThomas
Richard OldhamThis machine is going to go out of the window!
Li ChunfengLi
FabrizioMia moglie stava al fiume segnor, a lavare un gringo l'aggredi e la voleva:
John DinwoodieDrinking for profit
Mike DunneMr. Dunne
Philip C.O. Buela.MIS-TeCh
JorgenJorgen Krantz
Sally Devinewhatever
Allan KingAllan King
Tom Curnowtogether anything is possilbe, so pull your finger out...
Chua Sze KhimSA
bbutler3295Reboot and let me know in twenty
CarlosCarlos
kris rombautsonly rock music keeps my alive
cheriKeeping alive
CSP_ALGERIANothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
CSP_AFRICAIt is hard to find a solution for an intermittent problem
jimJim Smith
David SnellI admit to knowing nothing, so no one can be disappointed by the advise I give
V.Ravi KumarNever Say Die
AlexHow can I help?
ANGELES JosJo
RajendranNew
antonioama
dheepakNever say die
Kim JahnStupidity knows no boundries :-)
Fernando Mr. S.Any tip can help. Helping or not!
AndreaCarpe diem
Oleggorbunoff
Gordon Browndontfolimeamloast
LethuillierIl faut avoir la foi et non les foies - Il faut avoir la forme et non les formes - Il faut faire la paix et non des pets
Daniel SzponkaUnix Forever
Ricardo HurtarteExpertise in Cisco, Hp Open View, Checkpoint and ISS
MercadieEmmanuel Mercadie
ciprian gogoasaIf not now, then who?
Andreas PoeschlLife is a bad adventure game - but the graphics is great!
Giovanni RussoAll around has to be monitored.
Andrea Lucarelliandrea.lucarelli@yahoo.it
Brian SardesonDiscovered much, no time to implement!
Richard SorgmannRichard Sorgmann
Paul LakraIf it were not for the problems I would not have a job!
Phillip Culvergod is real unless defined as an integer
Stein LidCheers
fadi hakimhello openview
Chris WilshawIf your users are getting you down, employ an upward kicking motion.
Scharrer ChristianKeep it simple
BARTHELbch
liconglicong
PavelWho knows...
Petchesi Gabriel HoratiuIt's been emotional
Gereon Wenzeleisapc.de
Pradeep Solankilive life as it comes
Emir#_:>
aleciEl Rico
Stephen Collrti
Casey Ryback" You must mistrust the Cooker "
Jeremy HawkinsI want to die quietly like my grandma in her sleep, and not like the others screaming in her car !
John KellyD'oh
Jorge Maurica C.jmc
Kevin LambI'd Rather be Flying!!!
Jorgen LassenFailure is not an option, it comes standard with all Microsoft products.
Mickaelmickael
MillaLive life to the fullest for the future is scarce!
Bert Opdebeeckdegustibus et coloribus non est disputandum
Stefan CronholmSharp
D WaghornMy head hurts!
Aivars MazursAivars
iain duncanI'll crack this someday....
lai man kwonga general HP user
Silviu ManeaSilviu
Phan Duc HungPhan Duc Hung
Ahmed AttiaEast or West.......Home is Best
M Yasir Khannovice here...
Evandro SestremEvandro Sestrem
Fernando AgostinhoNothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Rolando AlmaguerGolf Rulez
Brian GreeneAnything that can go wrong, will!
Mike FisherTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies prefer a banana.
Neil BradleyUNIX Forever!
RobertUNIXDUDE
kishshare the power of the knowledge
austin flynnoo you would
Betty Miles HaithThe programming language i like most is the one I'm coding in at the time.
Nick BracePint of Carlsberg please?
Barry SymondsWill make this work
DhayaDhaya here!
palmxlipalm
Heather HerbertWhen in Danger or in Doubt, Run in Circles, Scream, and Shout
Bernhard Powolnyhi
Jose Luis ZabalzaJoselu
Jean-Michel GUYNeed backup !
Thilo WeissTim
Duarte LoretoDon't worry, be Happy!
Hansihansi
Per Pagh-AndersenBR688431
Helmut KochWe don't have bugs, we've features!
Alex RamseyThat is NOT OK. :)
Giusepperaguni@yahoo.it
Adminnone
Victor GeereI thought that I was because I had thought.
Duncan ReidI'm not a complete idiot - some of the parts are missing!
Mats LarssonIt's never to late to give up...
Ajayi Bamikoledilligent hands rule
Armin RschArmin
Sam PateHow busy am I, count the furrows on my brow!
Deepak John CutinhaI Love Rock'n'Roll
MarekMarekLan
Paul Knaublife is to short, eat desserts first
wilhelm lowenhielmthere's no such thing as a free lunch
LucianoLucio
freejavadd
Mario Nuno PauloIf it's not broken....I'm not done yet!
RamTry
Florian Heigl (new acc)yesterday I stood at the edge. Today I'm one step ahead.
Jose ValcarcelThe work is the refuge of which they do not have anything that to do.
Michael TillettHelp!
Jiri Sedlacekopenview service desk
mahaBR689786
Eric Albertobe a master
KerberosDue to current laws: Don't take my advice for granted - it might be worth nothing and I shall not be held liable, if it does not work! (same as Wodisch) ;-)
Bart VannesteA brilliant idea: Something that only happens to others.
Jim JohnsonAuthor
Javier MartinJavier Martin
Oliver Charniif it smell's funny on the outside, it's worse on the inside
RossLogic will win in the end
Kawah CheungIf in doubt, ask!
Giorgio MilanesioDIE HARD
Aaron Poley"People who can't change their minds, can't change anything." - G.B. Shaw
MartMart
John DavisonSlowly But Surely
Bruno Tombeurbt@btoc.com
Kenny Stasyoyoy
Granti hate hp's
Kennes KoenScouting doesn't make you a grown up, but it helps...
Joseph MorrisonIf it can be taught, I can learn it.
Darryl DworkinSeek help where it can be found
Eduardo MohedanoEduardo
Richard RaehalIt is amazing curiosity survives formal education. - AE - It is really true.
kirigorIf you are so smart, why aren't you rich ?
Matthew YatesNo it wont be ready today and the longer you keep hassling me the longer it will take !
Richard GrahamAre we there yet?
Faruk KaragolFaruk
Patrick Ruaneworking harder, making better, doing faster makes us stronger
Vahur HuntsaarIt's a zoo out there!
wrdcopportunity favours the prepared mind
kumaresankumaresan
ThayanidhiAttitude (not aptitude) determines altitude.
Jim PaigeThe moons a balloon
David Holgate"Once I could not spell 'programmer' - now I are one"
Bill HoffmanAlways take the shortest Route
Harold HalewijnLet's do IT
Simone Del PintoI love Forum ITO
Mark Irvineaspire to perfection
Jay---
ANDRESJCTECNICO
faruk yalcinfaruk
grusontout est urgent pour le boss
Ahmed al biraAhmed al bira
IRMDIMRD
Matthew McNallyarrgh help its all gone wrong
Ionut GrigorescuIf it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all
LindaI am what I am
Roy T. HovdanPavilion 9910 and Windows XP
Ticiano Brando BenettiFree Software!!!
Olaf FührerOlaf Fuehrer
Ahmed Attia SweilemEast or West........Home is best
Jerome BaronNo points, No answer....
PaulRepent, Reflect, Reboot! and all shall be well.
Brad PedaNo such thing as a fault proof system
RandiRandi
Thorsten Wandersmannpitu
Andrew Daviesif it ain't broke,don't fix it!
Craig F. BronsonIf it ain't broke I wouldn't be here
Cheng Luohyva
Eddy ChanEddy Chan
TommyTtompa
IENATo boldly crash where no one has crashed before : Windows XP
dAntonio Scotti
Allen KingI am trying to think but nothing happes
Juan MarquezJuan
yuryxyuryx
Marc Di MeoDon't fight with pigs, you get dirty and they love it.
Riouarg!
Michal LukaszekYou can learn everything if you need
amritproblem solving is a nightmare
Steve RobinsonI know what i mean but it never comes out right
frederick van targerofrederick
Ferdinandcd /pub more beer
Florentin AlbuBe Realistic! Plan for a Miracle!
guodongguodong
Pierrick hervelearn and explain
Rene Hermann# cd pub # more beer
Mark Saintywhat is my mothers maiden name?
Ahmad Waridi Haji RamliUnix Oh Unix
OrigerA.O.
ElliotUmm yeah
G. van Beeki know someone to solve the problem
BEDUSi je le sais, je te le dis
Jos van BragtLife is like a box of chocolat
Bjorn Tore PaulenI'm sure I could think up a cool quote here
amrprinter
tecnomatixAyelet Regev
RichelleLife-Live it, Love it, Be it
Chris Calabrese"if we could share this again, i'd never have to say it. but even good intentions fail." - www.foralltimeva.com
BourlardCB
IngmarOK, it has to be done for YESTERDAY , but it will then work TOMORROW :-)))
ziadziad
Craig PilkingtonI think, therefore...I 'am' !
Bodvar BjorgvinssonWhy pray, when you can worry and take tranquillisers?
andy gartsidehello
Frans AlsemgeestFrans A.
Steven Carmichael-TimsonRegrets about things I have done can be tempered with time, it's regrets about things I haven't done that are impossible.
Eberhard RaschEberhard
MARIO VINAS" When in doubt reboot"
Henriça va bien ?
Christian Aguilar VargasChristian M. Aguilar V.
MITSOUatlantique
Myles McManusThere's no place like $HOME.
Samuel Martinezwin to win
Robert BernardThe whole world is a very narrow bridge, the important thing is never to be afraid.
Thorsten Volkmer-Wolfeveryone starts as a beginner...
AgusMardito Openviú...
Lester HewettLester Hewett
Fabio AquinoQuando você tem uma meta apaixonante , o que era obstáculo passa a ser etapa.
E Reedjust trying to get an answer...
roger westwoodHouston we have a problem!
Milan Antunovic"The truth is out there"
Karim AdamsJust do I.T.
Michael GormanHow this works?
AdiscoPile
BalajiTHE WORD IMPOSSIBLE ITSELF SAYS I'MPOSSIBLE
Chris Elmessee patterns in the wind and in the sand<BR>i see the stars, i read the clouds, i understand
Carles Martnezcmbhc & p
MaxMax
alex williamseliminate the possible and the imposible becomes possible
Andrei KutukovBest regards!
asafhe happy
V. Smirnov"...the way people work is hardcoded in our DNA."
Le BorgneLaurent
Lothar Seitterno risk, no fun
herwigi need help
Rosenhan, JensJR
Daniel DibbetsTo study the old is to understand the new.
Tim Sanko"If it ain't broke don't fix it, and if it is why are you looking at me?
Guillaume LEFANDGuile
Tim"seize the day"
Marcelle CammA smile proliferates much happiness in others!
Lhtolhto
Koray ARIKANDo it now do it right
Seveseve
robertoguidoBRG
Ray BeersOne for all All in one
Thomas Wienanda fool with a tool is still afool
HenrikLife should be on a beach...
MasProblem
Decroos MarcDWBH
Vijay DasThe more you know......
Nuno PereiraNuno Pereira
Paul Broomewhy me?
Dave Ryndaktwins
michael wordenwhatever
Grover Taylor,I learned it from my brother
Mohamed KhalilWe take care of details
Paul SlijkhuisIT Architect, contractor
Christian Kettlersmile :-)
Stuart Mckiggan"Heavan Is A Program"
Alfonsoalfonsoarias
H. MundHM
Maassen B.M.O.its me
Darren PriorCalm down. It's only ones and zeros...
Peter Blythe"What did we do before the Internet ?"
Jack InsleyJack
Leo PotjewijdA job well begun is a job half done. I don't like jobs half done.
Malcolm Weallansshouldn't every database be online?
Hannes LockerHannes
David BeckerIt's just a job, not a life
Rene NagelRené
Alex Lantinghmm... 42?
MarkasMZ
Andino
Hugo Vasconcelosnormal computer user
zoeLive is a gift, why spoil it ?
beatrizI would like to know how sends an e-mail from a NT server with HP OV, because this message is shown: "command sendmail " in response to event trap from xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx is not listed as a trusted action in $OV_CONF/ trustedCmds. conf/
Thomas WisniewskiThomas Wisniewski
Mark ParlbyLost and Confused.
Jose Alejandro LinaresAfrikaaner
C.BongersIf nothing else works, read the manual..
Oleg KhoroshylovNo RISC, no fun
RobertIf it ain't broke, don't fix it
John RYou are the weakest link...Goodbye!
Cor CornelisseIt's not a bug, it's a feature
Thomas SpenceThinking snow!!!
DonaldShow me the money
Rick LangIT Manager
silvia cardosoSílvia
Mark Rainfordqualified by experience, ie not much
Raymond RamaekersLive life to the MAX
Chikachika
Arjanarjan
Hugh PatonImagination is more important than knowledge (Einstien)
SchopIf it ain't broken, tweak it
Ali BajunaidAMB
Robert CundyHP Printers Rock
Dr. Alexander SuhmAlex1000
Ollie RTo err is human but to not award points is unforgivable
JackSwSwS ..... Sea work Sex work Sun
Kes MoodleyDesire + Life = Man
Joaquin Gil de Vergara QTeach is the best way to learn
peter stringerNo good deed goes unpunished
Alfred ZehetnerI don´t know anything, but that i know
Jerome StuartMine its all mine
ESTEVENSmarie.estevens@eads-telecom.com
Charles Akonnorhpboy
Billy Murphyme fail english, thats unpossible ~ Ralph Wiggum
Gary Cantwellgary.cantwell@hp.com
Jesperzimmerman
Richard WilliamsNetwork Systems Administrator
Michael KellyThe nice thing about computers is that they do exactly what you tell them. The problem with computers is that they do EXACTLY what you tell them.
AndreSo long and thanks for all the fish
Rui Cordeirosó não existe solução para a morte
William WilsonTechnology is a wonderful thing
Jaime Antoniojabeltran@it.com.co
Borutjazon
lyndondd
David ConnollyLike any dealer, he was watching for the card that is so high and wild he'll never need to deal another.
almanuLearn from the past, live for today, look for tomorrow. Take a nap this afternoon.
RichardIf at 1st you don't succeed - smack it with a hammer !
Gerhard AckermannPlease type slowly, I am German. ;)
Roeselerhahahaha
Felipe OgazDiabloUma
Pincholas FloydAlways at the edge of technology
EdwardJesus' King
Fredrik Wnglund12" Fredrik
Arvid RichterWissen ist macht.
Ramin Javid Milaniraminjm
Gareth JohnstonI don't do personal quotes.
andrew phillipswrite that down
Joost WoutersTechnology Triggers
Jinze LiuJust do it !
Henk KloeppingOne measures a circle starting anywhere
icsss6uh365uv
Carsten BeelmannIT Consultant
Tuan BravoLife is too short to argue so I'm always right!
Richard PreugschatIf you've thought of it someone's done it!
georgenone
erichello
Dray106PRINTERS ARE NO FUN
Chris BanksIT Professional
tammarotammaro
Wouter Jagersan engineer's aim in a discussion is not to persuade, but to clarify.
Caroline Godwin"This is confusion, am I confusing you?"
Jacques RebiboImpossible is not french
JacobChildren needs your presence more than your present
IT ManagerSometimes you have to kick it!
VinodDare to dream
Ricklihu rickli
Michelle Daalmanthings aren't always what they apear to be...
StephanVShare what you know, learn what you don't.
xu_jswwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Paulino SalcedaIf women were good, GOD wuld have one
Alain Pedrotti10
G.Reevejust because its in the bin dont mean its had it
Hans-Joerg HerrmannJoerg
John NessSearching a Knowledge Base is like picking your nose: You never know what you will find.
Josef ZechJoseph
streamwerwer
GiorgioG. Cortelletti
SandileWhen days are dark friends are very few
jonathanWhen all else fails, blame Bill Gates…
Jose Carlos MartinNothing in the world can take the place of persistence. I´m agree!
Niculae DanielSomething new?
RatkowskiFit in Netware
Alexander LawsonMy computer's are time machines; time flies by when I sit in front of IT
bertouxChristophe
Jamie Donaldthe best laid plans of mice and men aff gang astray
Philipp RiedoPhilipp Riedo
Gabriele EllenaGabriele
dongweijieAbout tcp_eager_blowoff
NSTake It Easy, Be Happy !
youbojunEveryone must be kind each other.
Yuri SavinGeorge
PeterTormix
Warneckebis11
Dirk Ossenbrueggendirty deeds done dirt cheap
Ruth Porterhttp://www.foxit.net
Omar SenussiIf you can keep your head whilst all around you are losing theirs... You haven't understood the situation!
Lt. Johnny Milleradam12
Dr. Heinz MattesHeinz
KenPractice makes Perfect
William van den Bogaardnone
GASTON MEDELLINIT Enginner
Dan LaskowskiRight things, right reasons
Brandon MuirFire it up
Fredrik MalmstrmI use Echo, but thats just a habit, do what ever turns you on.
WeineckWolfMan
JimFor what do you call an assassin who accuses and assassin anyway? My Friend..
Alexandr V. ZverevAlexandr Zverev
KallabisTony88
Wayne Mc NaughtonHe who is lost has no GPS
davelearn concepts, not methods -- a good mind devises its own methods
RichardIf it's not broken LEAVE IT ALONE!
Schmitzjgreg
Thomas HigginsonAdvanced
Travis JonesJesus is Lord!
Kristjan Leifssonstjani
Giovannikamara kamara tralalallalalalala trallalalla trallalalla tralalallalalalala
Rubens Gomeshttp://www.rubens-gomes.com
KAISTHA SHALLENOne day at a time
BORTZMEYERPauca, sed bona.
pachotp. pachot
WagnerUrs
Kai BlankleyNeed Help engineer
Artyom Voronchihin"Intel inside" is not a label, it's a warning.
AmadeoMarc
Jan ZalmanTime and loyalty cannot be bought.
Paul McCarthyIf it moves, tag it!
paolo barilashare share share
Praveen KumarWhen the going gets tough, the tough gets going...
Rachel SunN/A
Victor FridyevEntities are not to be multiplied beyond necessity - RTFM
Michael ArmbrechtNever be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Renlive is a game
Ajay ShardaGood things come to those who wait!
John SandracoJust waiting for Winter
Anan AnanthasriAnan
Vikki WikeleyI was right about the whales & dolphins
Jim VinkKeeping your business Running
HeroDont treat on me
Paul Bowenshit happens - just deal with it
autretBevet Breizh!
Christian VollmarIf it ain't broken, don't fix it
Dave Walleywhy do i do this to myself
Per GyllensteinWhy do it tomorrow when you can do it to day
Michiel_sTrying to deal with it.
Timo JaaskelainenTimo J.
jopajopa
AndyBR709260
Miki AlkalyMiki Alkalay
Darren CohenStockGuru
Luca RasconiLuca
Schickendantz FedericoFederico S
Michael NieMichael
EDOARDOEDO
chrisdigging deep to the root
Robert KennedyPain is evil and deserves to be punished..
George Blandalways assume I am a novice
Conor M HamillWhere am I !!!!
Peter NikitkaThe Universe is a pretty big place, it's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space, right? Jodie Foster in "Contact"
Robert RyanIt's not the Knowledge we hold that's important, it the knowledge we use
Paul petersPeace! Peace! Peace!
Jean-Louis PhelixIt works for me (© Bill McNAMARA ...)
Jaap HaagmansNeed hosting for your company? Ask for our cheap plans!
KevinHe who laughs last.....doesnt get the joke !!
Anatoly GavrilovWanna make CloseView?
Janse, ArcoWho said it wa's not possible?
m.huismanmichael
Sean RussellIf it's not broken, fix it until it is =)
Jemmin PellanJemmin
Azinyue Innocentlive and let die
laurentlaurentl
victor boorsmaCreating print solutions
Victor CiurusI was born intelligent! Education ruined me.
Denis TremblayI'm The Only One ..........
Marton FerencJ5000
David@yourservice
Michal Malymichael
Jose Ramón RodríguezJR
John NolanI'm not Bill Gates
Andrew RobsonIf it ain't broke......give me 10 minutes....
Jens AdolfAaaaargh!
Rami Al-LolahIt is not too late to start.
Ken AcquahOpinions are like onions, you may say whatever you please, but do not plant them in my backyard!
Rod"Try it, and if it doesn´t work...run!!"
Martien KorenblomI don't have a solution, but I admire the problem
Declan GuerinIn all things, seek simplicity !
Akgun Ozsoykimyon19
HERMANS DIRK?lkqqdsf8çà&à"'é('&((-
Joseph K. SheldonProgramming Dinosaur
Jacob Sadagarsh, is this a computer thingy or what?
Soumyendra Sahabhola_moira
merydinemerydine
syedLet's be virtual friend in this small planet and share knowledge.
Jason JackOne Good Turn Deserves A Cheque
Kees ZonDag!
Dave AbrahamsNever give up
Ramon RubioRamon
Chris BedfordSometimes I feel like roadkill on the Information Highway...
DRACOXdraco
Duarte SantosIT Manager
Patrik Rybarpatrik rybar
MaurizioMau
Tore MoldeIf I ruled the world!
Gerrit WinckelmannGo Against The Flow
Stuart gillno solo de pan vive el hombre
Rico DieballI don't know?!?
Adam J MarkiewiczI do everything perfectly, except from my mistakes
Chris JolliffeIt takes two to lie.... One to lie and one to listen
Antony CleggWhy need a quote
Aryan HajivandiJust looking and keep in touch
BiberSystem Error 405 0002 on a Designjet 800PS
Daryn HughesI was just a child then...now I'm only a man.
Dieter Heupke10
PRAMOD KUMARMemory Problem
Hallvard SchjolbergHallvard Schjolberg
David BergOne life - live it!
RomelRomel
sonimonBetter change now or never!!
Brian EdwardsNebbie to Win2K
fanweiBoeing
Dan Pinheiro>
Richard StevenIf you don't ask you don't get!
Corey BirdsongI love computers.... kidding.
Fred CookMPE forever!!!
Nik BettamIsn't life wonderful?
samuel fatoyeYou grow old when you stop doing things
IARIf it works, leave it.
IARnone
Louis CoilliotWaterloo morne plaine
Stephen JoyceWorking with HP is always gratifying.
Bernd HoltiesIcon and mouse will not make a non-literate person literate. Pointing at pictures can last only so long. Sooner or later you must stop pointing and selecting, and begin to think and type
MijimbuI have purchased a used Laserjet 4 which works very good. But now it doesn't react anymore. I can only read the following message on the display " 50 Wartung". Wartung means in german Servicing.What can I do?
Richard WigmanShare your live.
David Cann"I just wonder, Clive, if Beckham shouldn't get hold of it and put a threat on, instead of launching those Hollywood Balls towards the big Dutch feller"
Kelton Bates-MorganIsn't it a bit mean not allowing people to d/l the drivers like all other companies do - instead I was quoted -ú23 just for the disk - as my camera is now 18m old it isn't worth that - One boxed and with extras went on ebay for -ú40 last week
Claudiu SchmidtClaudiu
Troitroi
Johnny LynasTry the hammer....
mark geldartFail to prepare ...... prepare to fail
Kevin Smetsmultiplies
Oscar Enrique Arias H.Oscar Arias
Sonia DengNever stop smiling, not even when you're sad.
Marco SaraccoVelaxcrew
Mark GrayEvent ID 15 on w2k server
erikgeen gezeik
Raymond Kleinachtung
BLADEfortune favours the brave
Jaimejase
Alex GRASERcarpe diem
PaulPrinters are like women....Can take up a lot of time to get just right....and strip you of every penny !!!
Thomas WenkRegards, Thomas
Paula A. MoctezumaPaola Moctezuma
Vincent MulderDarkDrive Power
Hadi SukirmanAlon-alon asal kelakon...
gaynor collinsonHELLO
Bruno MMSCBD
Jerome HenryYou can lean only on what resists you...
Fernando Vazwath 36gb disk is compatible with the K CLASS
Marcel KuiperIf we can't fix it, it ain't broken
Lianaliana
Firas AFEEFKeep walking
Sean SheehanWhat?
ali kaywill not buy hp again
Krysf y cn rd ths mssg, fnd jb n sftwr
RicardoJust do it
ForexKnowlege is power
Chris Illsley"yes sir"
jaya mistrynever rains just pores
Kevin O'ConnellTime spent with cats is never wasted
Senthil KumarNetwork Engineer
Frank Traynor"The problem with communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished" (GBS).
Dr. Martin Bkera real Klingon never comments his code.
Pauliustriflex
Bernhard EiblShortest IT Joke --> it´s no problem
ABthey can tell that?
Sean YoThere are 10 kinds of people in the world...
motojiBR717589
Phillip MilneYou can only be young once but you can be immature forever
Olaf HoerdingOlaf Hoerding
Alex Lavrov.I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. (M. Twain)
friedli jurgYou have no chance, but take it!
Wan AhmadStill Learning
Chris EllisGreenhorn
Elad FenigsteinSystem Architect
Navid HUSSAINTeamwork
John GoughJust Me
Adnan Al-Bualiexchanging ideas
jastechwith enough time,money,information,resources and parts i should eventually be able to fix it
DavideHP what about the updates
Stelios PapanastasiouGreetings!
Stoicho ValkovText editor
GiovanniGianniM
Gavinwww.cdwritersolutions.20m.com
Jerry Neeckxwhat one does not know - one must not fear to ask
John MitchellSo far, so good
Travis Thompsonwhen in doubt find a forum
Christian Dimovcd
Simeon HarwoodYou never had this problem with a pencil and paper!
Warwickmaking IT matter
Denis Dudhiahi
NahPaul Weser
Stefan KurzControl your destiny
Regis T.:-)
Robert Dinakaran JRobert DJ
chevrierauryn
mohammad hajahmadMoh
Chris GobeilIP Managment IS fun.
SunriboPing MM --Request timed out. Ping money --Destination host unreachable. Ping Family --Unknown host Name
LAMPAERTlampaert
Thomas AuelSDLT Perfomance Problems
RobertBXL
Ian PrangnellAnything is possible with assistance
Luijknever give up
Sebastian WildLinux - 'cause Life is to short for reboots
jiangcyjiang
Edwin HamersHare Krishna
Alastair MuirheadIf it isn't working, fix it
not againi got 5 on it
Juanjm
Mark Osborne"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
MichaelStill Learning
Remco DhaenenNever a white whiteboard
JeanPaul van der voortVtM rules
Steven Rosario"Of course it's reliable...when it's working."
KO kwang taeko kwang tae
Sasa DanicicSasaD
Maninder HeerComputers will get faster!
Alex PatonDon't tell my girlfriend I've joined a forum
Andrea Lorenzo CarminatiAndrea
Heike WinklerHeike
Tal DrigovIf it's ain't broken, don't fix it...
Steve Brattkeep passing the open windows...
Kyle GrimmAnyone need an employee?
Evan Einarsson"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
danielfast and furious
Frank GrabnerTrain stops at trainstations, bus stops at busstations... What happens at WORKSTATIONS?
EdBR722640
Richard Warwickdon't panic-it's just a computer!
Faruk BatakciHeroes are ordinary men who do extraordinary things in extraordinary times.
Nikolai MinevNikolai Minev
Lothar PanklerLothar
JOHN TURNERif it moves, wax it
Joerg Hinz-- quote?
Mike Fisher"Where are they?" Fermi
Stephen Popkinsi hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes
Tim Watson"Say what you have to say, not what you ought to; anything is better than make-believe" -H.D. Thoreau
Jim TurosakAn unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
Sandy DivitaServers a great
robert gourlayi am who i am hmm i think :-)
Jonasliunix adm
balmeI have a netserver LH3 and after a shutdown with w2k server I have the message "It is now safe to turn off your computer" BUT I want a FULL POWER OFF.What is the solution to have a FULL POWER OFF without the message
Mindaugas ArdaviciusEverything is possible !
DiegoLic
KeithHP 1100 Sucks!
wangweidabackup
vipin bhatiab perfect
hakan toktasi m a test engineer and unix makes me sick!!
Tampersonal quote
Graham BrownleeHe who laughs last has missed the point.
Franciscohp 215 communication problem in windows 2000
Zsolt KukediWork only 1/2 day - any other 12 hrs filled automatically...
Jozef Pacay:)
KARL DECKERSSOMETIMES IT WORKS
Tina TanTina Tan
Michiel LexmondDo computers realy make your life easier?
Allan SullivanIPAQ Microsft ~ what a team!
Nikoniko
jose luisPEPE
sharathI am always confused
Patrice Le GuyaderGood judgement comes with experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgement.
Hyowhats new?
LutterottiSilvia
BombekeBomby
Paula J Frazer-CampbellIf you can spell SysAdmin then you is one - anon
mikkel christensenNothing is imposible!
Phillip WilliamsThe world is divided into 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't
Eric YoungMy dad always said find a job that you love andyou'll never work a day in your life
Andréhey, the character is really my sister!
ArumugamWhatever you have learned is a handfull. What is left out is the ocean
Christoph ReifenbergerRitter
Christoph BruseBR725556
Sean WardKeep taking the tablets!
Philip WangJust do it.
Jens MundtJens Mundt
Adrian Ogden20 years of reading between the lines
Juuso KorhonenRadiant Sir, radiant!
Roland LeebRolsRacer
Larry L. BowmanIn any contest between power and patience, bet on patience."
Mike FisherThe best things in life aren't things
clTwo things are eternal. The universe and the human stupidity. But I´m not sure in universe. A. Einstein
Pete BramwellTrust me, I'm certified!
Tomislav Alpezaknowledge
Paul HerndayMarianne Moore: "It's a privilege to see so much confustion".
Anton DinkelmannWhen in doubt, persist
Don ScottYou can get more done with kind words and a 2x4 than kind words alone.
VogtK.Vogt
KareemOnly the best is good enough
Sebastien BeaulieuMaudit Windows 98
rmegialuser
Abdul MiyanjiGreat Site
Jakob Thomsen??
Frank VerhoevenJaguar
Geert SilkensI am learning for system administrator in holland
Marlon R. Trujillo"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -Popular Mechanics 1943
jose ramirezhp3000 for ever
BernardoBerni
netadminrajesh b
Jon StillThere is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast....
Ali Turkeruse intellect to syncretize
Marc Luethi"Ne prenez pas la vie trop au serieux - de toute facon, vous n'en sortirez pas vivant!" (Fontenelle)
Peter AllenDefinition of success “Never Give Up�
savvasSavvas
DebilloezAndré
Neil Morris"If it aint broke" but it is....
Jovi*g*
Miguel Simonmig0201
oscaremembrane
ian morganroot user account disabled
Miroslav SedlarikMise
Eric Antunes"The same Nature which delights in periodical repetition in the skies is the Nature which orders the affairs of Earth. Let us not underrate the value of that hint." Mark Twain
Mario UmaaHello World
Arfa HassanArfa Hassan
Dimo Djambazovdimo
dave woolcocka humble user
Mangus MttPHP5 QA | magnus@php.net | If I tell you that I don't know, I either don't know or I am to lazy to answer.
ADNAN AHMEDadnan
GerritI have a vision...... a television
JanusJanus
andrea carrettonicartoons
NicolasWhat am i doing today? Nothing! And I am gonna do it all day!!
Marc Linsethe problem is always sitting in front of the server
DanielDaniel
C.CarbaatEvery problem has atleast one solution
Kanulondon"Knowing is not enough, we must apply" Bruce Lee
Tarcisio BeeTB
David McDowell~~ "Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own." ~~ Princess Diana
Richard Fohrenbach"To venture causes anxiety, but not to venture is not to live."
ianIm not an expert
Graham PowellHappy Days
Bernd WoelkBernd
John TownleySmoke me a kipper skipper I'll be home in time for tea
OLARU Dando switching and routing on Cisco
Stein Waalen-Keep riding in circles
Tixier Gillesgtixier
Alexandre StefaniTant que ça marche
julius marekjulo
R.Leijendekker"As a finishing touch, God created the Dutch"
FilosofoSistem engeneer expert
Paul MelarkeyQuiters never win, winners never quit, but those who never quit and never win are idiots, David Brent, The Office.
arminarmin
Vimalvimal
Danum no thx
Richard E Kidder JrBR730597
Martijn StuartOn the brink of the abyss, a step forward is not always advancement
Coach Bakkenoh why, oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill...
dan matlockhomer
yalcinintana
sajid musa24/7
Pramodfor now a switcher
Martin Kropiklife is to short for microsoft
Erwin van der Flierlive your life as it comes
graham lewisI'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
Christoph NajerChris
Erite AdjoviHello the world
Tomas Vokounthere is still somethin' I don't know
eichingerazertyu
ThefabThe nore I know , the more I realise I don't know
GavinGo Big or go Home
johnello everybody matey peeps
Walter Reisprofil
Niklaus SiegfriedNik
Martijn DekkersUse Debian!
Leonel LourenoL.Lourenco
Michael Knight"There are ten types of person in this country: those that understand binary, and those that don't." Jeremy Paxman, 2003
Karen LanningNo comment
StefanoBuggolo
Geir Nysveenpda user
Roger Squireex-HP and Proud
ChatsudaChatsuda
sonny parkspark
palle Gulvballethere will always be The Beatles
Bieck, RolfRolf
IanRemember we were in Africa
SteveThe Truth is Out There!
ZProliant 1600 NMI Error
john davisIf it ain't broke....there must be something wrong with it
dhananjayDJ
Walter D'Souzaaac
RemigiuszRemigiusz
Renrr
Gerd Pettersengoodness gracious
Colin Shillinganother microsoft feature!!
Joe BlackGot any good ideas
wiebe terpstraAutoCAD is an extension of the mind. use is with pride.
jideck/jideck
Filip LaevensAre you part of the solution or are you part of the problem ?
crackBe Lucky, Be Cool
MarymKki
shixinlilittle_eight
DineshDinesh Sharma
Leinextralarge
DIB Mehdidibmehdi@free.fr
Danny von Borriesdvb
Jeff BakerToo much to do during the day!
Javier Perezi am a hp-ux & informix user
Omer MuktharAll praises to Allah who created mankind and gave him knowledge
Naveen DograDare Mighty Things
R A Bryanthelp
robin hugobe logical in your troubleshooting
Eugene SankeyIf at first you don't succede try and try again
Jan Liskarper aspera ad astra
demareejd
mark spokela vita l'e' bela basta aver l'umbrela
D Carnieenjoy
BlakeJust a newbie seeking information and to make friends on the forum
Laurnone
Mike FisherDon't get mad - get naked
ManuelManu
Nick Gamroth"some people were made to rock and roll"
Jesse Land"Persistance is possibly the most valuable virtue one can possess"
jayanJayan
mingzheng huoNail
Rick Balanetskyeperious emptom
kamalKamal Mirdad
Igor LyapunovIgor
Thomas OlssonSom vanligt
matt bradleynt printing guru
KostasKostas
Jay LimJay Lim
Gianluca CecchiThe Penguin is one step ahead...
HelinaHave a nice day
JohnThe harder I work the luckier I get !
Keir DhillonBackup, backup, backup ... then play.
Gal BarasFear is the enemy
Mike StormsWhat gets measured gets done!
TrouartECT
jesusJesus
Damian NowrothDon't Panic!
P.H. Vogtman man
Greg Van Den HamTechTeach 1-2-3: See it, Do it, Teach it.
Gunnar SchwantNobody expects the spanish inquisition!
el papo" Bicho,, Ame e seja Amado "
sean harrodineKeep Right On !
Ken EkholmKen
Ulf Nordinulno00
Paschestephane
Nicholas MelvilleIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.
Martyn SmithHow many IT people does it take tto change a Light Bulb
rolf kramerrolf
Raimondoraimondo
Deon GerickeNever ever give up!!
HPJ'y pense donc j'y suis !
steven vanhooffilling the gaps
Lewis Finleyat times it is yes
J PeterDeyk
KarliczekExpect the unexpected
Trevor Beckerany help is appreciated
Peter Bavister-Smithalways learning
Phililp MeehanI didn't break it boss!!!! It just happend??
Larry GomezLearning quickly
PerignonFrustrations surmounted are paving the way to expertise.
Kieran MoloneyHi
Jane PietrasPITA is as PITA does
clementall is gold
Michael JaegerfeldtOK I'm all full...can I have some more?
Petter TereniusAlmost always happy!
Mark van LeeuwenFac Diem Meam
Timo Peltonentimpelto
Jack CurzonI think it should work now...
Geoff UtbergUSB External modem
Bjarne HolmeBjarne Holme
Wenth Leopoldbhg
Torstein AanvikEvery time someone invents a fool-proof system, God invents a bigger fool...
Walther BarrajaWalther
Miklos HAJDUMy self is also Managed by Operations
stephen quinnIf it's not broken, open it up and find out how it works.
larrylarry
Malcolm McLeanThe Answer is 42, but what is the Question?
Lior Mishkovsky"This is the day your life will surely change"
chixyJust do it.
Larry"...Wait What..." Butters-SouthPark
Ekkeekke
Sivaji"Do it now"
Jamesif wishes were horse beggers will ride
Pieter de MeyerBuyBuyBuyBuyByeByeByeByeBye
drdrtop
Dave PolshawKnowledge speaks. Wisdom listens...
Chris SweeneyWhat can possibly go wrong?
Tim ParsonsWhat would have happened if Gary Kildall had cancelled his flying lesson?
Oliver SchultzIf you think you`re good enuogh-you had stop to get even better...
John Gerritse"I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."
Paul MurrayHey, nobody knows EVERYthing !!!
Romaric Guilloud"And remember: There are no stupid questions; there are only stupid people." (To Homer Simpson, in "The Simpsons".)
Darren Westonit is the scent of garlic that lingers on my chocolate fingers
lee forrestSolutions are allways there
adam salamadam salam
Willem GrootersGive me a job that suits me and I'll never have to work again
Kristian HollundI'm like King Midas in reverse, everything I touch turns to shit
MiguelLearning never hurts.
John OwensLegend of the dog faced woman! ha!!......, Homer Jay Simpson.
MartaMarta
Kim HolstCompaq
ecleric
Art Gibbens"Is there anything worse than blindness? Oh, yes! A person with sight and no vision." (Helen Keller)
Juliusz ZielinskiJulo
kcpantPreSales Specialist
TRACY COX"There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America." -William J. Clinton
Rajivi hate filling in forms
PauloPaulo
PietroPeter
TomPhotoSmart P1000 hangs Windows XP during install.
Jarle BjorgeengenLove is Hate. War is Peace. Windows is stable.
Eduard MantlMAD
Carlos BehlauCarlos Behlau
SCOOTERZo, dat was dan dat.
francescofrancesco
Elias PracianoDebian Linux User
Scott CarterGTI forever
Cika CedaTalking to me?
donovandont reboot a mail server 10 minutes before the week end!
Matthew MckenzieOh hell!! Not again
MagneeDid you try with a hammer?
Christian KuohLa plus longue marche commence par un premier pas.
Bernie AlimontiHey, bub, I'm not finished with you yet!
Peter StoehrDont know what this mean
Valentina Vecchiocarpe diem
Christian Kaasnone
Darren FletcherIf its not on fire then I dont want to know
Claudiu Prisecaru«^»
Steven ScaldaferriThe universe created life to watch himself
TinekeIt's my boyfriend talk - I don't know much about PC's :)
Robert Binkhorstlinux: the choice of a GNU generation
StefanoStefano Arnelli
ArunvijaiNever give up
Tanja---
Paul Cannon" make it so "
Boogie Woogiewoehee
Patrick WesselThere is no good troubleshooting with bad data
Manfred Muellermmueller
FlorinKnowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. (Jimi Hendrix)
Dave CliffordOne.Net is Better than Nothing.Net
John WallerThere are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Crist VandendriesscheDevelop a tool that even fools can use, and only fools will use it. (Murphy)
Jos van Bracht"We try to make our products more idiot-proof, while the world out there is attempting to make better idiots..."
MiriamMiriam 80
Jassen ElliottThank You
Magnus Weberg//root
Manny BadoeFor though a righteous man falls seven times, he rises again!
Morscher Bernhardmobe
DesEagles may soar high..........but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
sandrine antunessandrine antunes
Gerd Wickledergwickle
Bruce Bunnybruces rule
RogerWath is best in life? Crush the enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lemendation of the women.
FedericoEveryone wants resolve its problems. Few know like, and still less understand the way.
THOMASGordon Freeman will live
Cristian M.time solve it all
Mike LingerI Love Computers ... Sometimes
karl daulkarl daul
Jelmar de BruijnDon't press this button, it will open up an intergalactic gateway!
Buu-SaoJean-Paul Buu-Sao
graham rawlingslife is not a rehersal
Tuomas Nurmela"Don't mistake lack of talent for genious" -Type O Negative
Mark TreenMark Treen
toussaintserge toussaint
MOISANChristophe MOISAN
Hkan BengtssonTechnician in office supplies
Van den Abeelevdaluc
Robertoschiau
Ed SnelRed white blue
NisapusSupasin
Stefan MeitnerHome, sweet home!
Thomas AulichThomasAulich
AshishNetwork Administrator
Kurt Merceliskurt
Mikhail Mamaevuser
Giulianosystem admin
wendy leewendy
kuksaaThanks...
Barry TemplinBarry
Christophe AUBERGERChris
Rob McCoyMaterialists and madmen never have doubts. -Chesterton
Klemmeblah?
Peter ReedPCs ahhhhhhhhhh
clauswcpw
Torsten SchlabachTS
Miroslav KelavaKelly
Frank Schroederfrank
Wayne WarrenITS-TECH
Ralf PuchnerHelp() { FirstReadManual(urgently); Go_to_it;; }
Andrew NicolsDo be do be doh!
Arjan van der Maas(kiss) Keep IT Stupid And Simple
garycan you ever get on the f***king Forum
LorraineIf it ain't broke don't fix it !
Bernhard ZorneM-Workplace
CharlieTime flies like an arrow -- fruit flies like a banana
Morscher Bernhardmobe
LeonYou can put people on the path but you cant make them walk down it
Mario CabrejoMarioCabrejo
Gary CorpuzGary C
BenBen Kam
Nils Puskeppeliesnever stop learning
Andrew RankineDecisive I Think
S. TibbertLife wasn't meant to be easy
David Barra CervantesDavidBC
Reuben M. OrdonioTIMTOWTDI
MarkusMarkus
pozzixPozzix
Adrian KertonUltimate customer satisfaction
Jatinder CheemaM Power is for life, not just Christmas.
Clinton Elstonwhat me, worry
John Travelljohn at jomatech dot com
Karl Rohwedderwww.the-rohwedders.de
LembitLembit
Bill MengTime is a bird forever on the wing
Alexey BorchevThe fire follows shedule...
The Lukedon't Worry, be Happy!
Hans Jrgen LachmannKjæledyr
lopiolopio
Ronald PostmaThe logic of Microsoft: "Press START to shut down the pc"
ShyGuyIsn't every computer a Digital computer?
Valeri TorrellesValeri Torrelles
Buenaventura AceraOpenVMS forever
Keith BrysonIt's better than a smack 'round the head with a plastic daf
anduttLinux Rules, unix a litte bit....
Dave BarrCommand Line Recall was the big step
LuGustavo
Martin VorlaenderCetero censeo Redmondem delendam esse.
Peter Weibbrecht.... not this machine!!!
Jason WrightSolutions not problems please ;-)
ASTRUC AlexandreAlex
Carol AndersonDon't get lost without us!
Gunnar EskilssonI´ll save that for a rainy day - and put the ice cream in the desk...
Johan GustavssonJohan
Alan TrundleThe person that is afraid to ask is afraid of learning
Jeroen BrouwerThough this be madness, yet there's method in it.
TranMinh200
Andrew BruceI Love it when a plan comes together!
Andrew MooreThat shouldn’t be a problem
Marina SchiavoniMarina
Daniel BonnotMister
P. de ClownP. de Clown
PaoloPaolo
Mark SullivanIf I had more hands life would be alot more fun!
L. MeineckeEvo N115 randomly freezing / hanging
John Perry"Give me control over a nation's currency, and I care not who makes its laws."
Colin ScottIf it aint broke.....
Kristian JeppesenEverybody need Love...
Klaus Horlbeckif nothing more goes
Stephan Simonwe live in the matrix
AlbertElms
Paul Youngwhy?
Sebastian BonhagI can resist everything but temptation (Oscar Wilde)
PrissWhere does the extra points came from?
Billy GibbIn a world without walls, who needs gates or windows
Gianluca LeggioJJ
tumminelloyop
ORHAN KARAMANgok
PremjithVMS is the best
Matias Di BlasiMatias Di Blasi
enrique Ortizkike
Alex Kosak;-)
J-W van WezelMy quote is simple: Hi there!
RobA conclusion is where you ran out of ideas
Richard SmitAssumption is the mother of all fuck-ups
Alexandre BeaudoinHelp me
Colin BevanOnce a Chief,Always a Chief !
Carles CiutatCarles
alex greenif it ain't broke, tweak it
jamoshit happens
BenjaminBenjamin
robert doddCustomer Engineer
Angel FontanaLo importante no es saber, si no tener el tlf del que sabe
Johan ErikssonJohan
Benedek GergelyGCS -d+ -p+ c++++ !l u++ e+ m-- s n--- h++ f !g w+++ t+@ r+ y++
Richard Pacebloop! bloop! bloop!
Franois NAUSatis nunquam
AlexeyAlexey S.
Rene UlbrichtOVO can do
kaitsuaKape
Pasi KoistinenAibo
Runar ForoyRFo
clint hafemeistergawwd help me
Ian Miller.VMS fanatic - its a 18x16D way of life!
milcendeaumilcendeau olivier
Egil Asklundegil
VesaVT
Gerd Koenigif somebody find misspelling, you can keep them :-)
Victor Costavcosta
James BartrickBarters
borghswho said you were here for fun
BeNGeo
Oliver SchmitzOliver Schmitz
christian fuchsi am sure i have already seen this one...hummm
Brechbuehljb
Bjrn IsebaertWer nichts von der Sache versteht, schreibt über die Methode
lawrenzobo selecta!
Bryan WaldronBryan sends good wishes to all.
Quinten NorthfieldHaPPy
Sander van den Burglive is like a box of chocolate
Kai Wierzochkwi
Sean McCarthyyou control your own destiny
Justin FinchAll this trouble from a bunch of zero's and one's
Iain HamiltonLife is like that
Paul SoetemanKa
Gordon TippleSecondary error codes flashing orange light
Guvenc GulceOVOW - OVOW - OVOW
william thullenhello
Joris DenayerTo err is human, but to really faul things up requires a computer
RODTSHP for ever ! (almost as good as AT (Argentine Tango) o:)
Amitay Ben-IshayTUBORG is the best BEER
Van LooAt last I made It
JavierJavier Navarro
john cWhen all is said and done, more will be said than done!
Scott EdwardsonOla
MarkDoes a PC with a faster CPU crash quicker ?
ABDULNAYEEMNayeem
Daren Gray"My karma ran over my dogma"
Abdul RahamanIm proud to be Indian
Dave RimmerI like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
Henry GutierrezOne person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests
Jonplay hard, work when I have to
GOINEAUJJG
Donna ParkerPlease help me; I can't find the power button
davidlawNothing
David KonekDavid
avalonwww.avaweb.be
Dan Robinsonit can be fixed!
sigurur EinarssonLoads of Quotes
Erwin van Londenhttp://storage.homunix.com
Dag Espen GulliksenKISS ( Keep IT Simple Stupid )
Axelalles klar
Jon McRaeDon't worry about anything that may never happen
Daelemans Wimcarpe diem
Casselman FrankyFranky Casselman
Loris MartiniOne cup man
MikiMiki
not givenme like stuff
guisexy boy is back
Jeroen PeereboomKeep it simple
Zoilo GarciaRedHat Linux
Nick GloverA problem shared!
Canedo JosephHello all from Sophia !!
Modi Bittermanmodi
Stephen DayIt was like that when I got here.
Jarek OlechnoMusic always triggers some response...
Vernon ColeOld??? My first home computer was a PDP-11/45!
Jon CousinsWhy didnt I become a Pig Farmer?
KhurramKnowledge is Curse
Christoslittle_helper
Peter Saarstedtreliable
Ross ClementEverything's perfect except for this one little glitch...
Zoltan Molnar...and the band played on
Raph Marinhocannot help but looking for answers
H.FreekeFreeke
Uguruu
chouanothing
Angelangel.camacho@vodafone.es
Craig"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Rich Cook
NeiseHi :-)
Jeroen LeijstenSenior System Engineer
Adrian HallI'm an away team member in a red shirt
Jasondot4_001
Senthil KumarNetworking Engineer
Rob BoorIt's not a BUG, but a FEATURE
John HowardI need a break!
NOLINbr759257
Colin MilesI hate printers!
Bruno MaschioBruno
Mark Whitlowdo it right or do it again!
charlieI'am who I'am
Martijn BosJust don't call a file -rf
alan kluckowDISK ERRORS
chrissupport 4 all free
Fredrik OlssonSo many a-holes, so few bullits
damian mchughabove and beyond - always!
Danilo Svetonid@nilo
Riccardo BIgoniRiccardo Bigoni
Cantc.cant@fhbb.ch
Ivan GonzalezIvanvega
Jan HoncuEven the printer can be complex.
TDECarlos JimTnez Tejedor
Aidan FinnBlaa
Rhett Redelings"All that good men need do to let evil succeed, is remain silent."
Justin ClarkG'day
Antoniov.Your SMS is sent by our VMS.
Ravi Sharmaits my life
Cees Kooleceko
Dennis van LunterenNovell Freak
Michael JohnssonBeer is my friend
IvanIvan
Michael Gormanpanopticon is the era's rationale
Herbert Loevenich50% of all problems are based on communication issues, lets talk
T.A. van LeeuwenNever to old to learn
Fred RuffetI am paranoiac, but it doesn't mean they are not really after me.
Bruno GaninoTorino (Turin) +2H
Joe Wallacehello
Luke ThurstonComplete Proliant Retard :)
Claudio MartinsClaudio Martins
Frank RogersAn enquiring mind is an active mind
GuentherPeter
Joan GuyEverything is possible
Grant SpencerIf at first you do succeed, try not to look so surprised!
Dean RandallDon't fix it unless its broken
D Jordandjordan@blueyonder.co.uk
AnoniemegebruikerLive life on the edge
CLAUDIAcmontie2
JASHIf I can, I will!
Marko VirtanenMarko
bangorbangor
Eliza WorlinIt works in theory...
Yumicheal
Alexander Grafalexgraf
Armando IannoneMogli e buoi dei paesi tuoi...
Ho vuthere is never a cure
Dermot CroninDermot
ShantaramPerformance follows the laws of Inertia
Robert AtkinsonDon't bang your head against the brick wall....it'll only hurt!
Fellmann Beatbfell
Denis10
J EvansIf it wasn't for blinds, it would be curtains for all of us!
Jackie BaronIf you think you're too small to make a difference you've never been to bed with a mosquito!
J.BerendsPC = Personally Contributal
ALLYNDREEBonjour !
PriyaRejoice in the lord always
AngelosAngkol
Neil RichardsonStill supporting Bill, bless him.
vandenbergheTechnician
Ricardo GuardiaRichy
yairyairmg
Shehzad Yousaf"If music's gotta free your mind, let it go baby, let it go, 'cos you never know..."
LevienUrgent Help needed
TACHEPOPOL
adrian stevensonHave you tried re-booting it?
Didier Morandiaka DTL in a previous life :-)
pelephone system admin tHPUX sysadmin
Section Xiehight, hight
Mike FrithThere is an exception to every rule, including this one.
GiampieroGippo
Torbjorn WestmanTW
Jonas Jnewbie
jazzone command I wish worked: man women :-)
Federico Di PaceI have recently bought an HP 320 and also a 128Mb memory card. The camera does not seem to work whenever I insert the memory card. It does take photos, but they all seem to be corrupted. When I upload the images I get a single distorted pictures.
Robert KingJust keep on keeping on!
Per LPer
Mike ReynoldsNow is a good time
aguasantaaguasanta
Robert BjaerumLife is too short!
John BSad no Spread betting in USA
Francisco Pardillo MartiFrank
Ralf BenderRalf
Peter DuncanMy HP printer always gives me problems. Sorry, will assign points once I have evaluated replies - going off on holiday may take some time.
Colin DominiqueDominique Colin
serre2 years experiences
ManojLife is a beauty
John BurchHELP! CAN'T READ WINNT LOGIN SCRIPT
PIELbye, :)
charleshoover
Rufus BardToo many fonts in the wrong hands can be an abomination.
Mohammed KhanEmkay
Ivan-Hohung_phanduc
AndreyKJust a moment
Bartek StryczekOpen View Storage Data Protector
Tom LewersCome on Nottingham Forest!
Mike Evansevery time we make something idiotproof, god invents a better idiot
gobbTOB
Dave Hazel' If It dont work dont try to fix it it ends in all nighters
Lars Jungoldenbuerger
Andrew EdmondsAndrew
Greg ParkerDo your best and be honest
Sebbessebbe
labadiewww.sysgroup.fr
Nicholas MoranDont ask me ?
Joachim OlsenWoha...
Julian del CastilloJulian
Andreas Heinrichonly running printers are good printers
calvocc
MurgeshEnjoy Life
LottaBibblan
Marja KivilahtiMary
Gary W. BayNothing is ever as easy as it seems!
SchwalmYou said its a matter of 5 minutes 3 days ago ...
Trygve HenriksenOf course it's broken! *Digs out a sledge and gives the drive a smack* See?
Leeeach individual is an island thats their to be explored
kinsey1 day pc's will b foolproof!
Marco GhiglieriIf it isn't broke, don't fix it
John PerksWho promised you life would be fair?
Stephen McVarnockwhats that then?
Anthony BARBEDETTEfrench user
Andy McCreathwww.kimberly-clark.com
Enforcer£250 and it's my final price
Volker Hallevolker dot halle at invenate dot de
SupportInfamy,Infamy, They all got it In For Me!
Colin ButcherStuff that works...
amauryYruama
adilhi
subhashhelp others
pétot stéphaneThe beaver
Frank Van Rietalways wonder why americans call them 'French' fries...they're definetely Belgian...
Girish.Raozangief
HovelingBetter to be silent and thought a fool then to speak and remove all doubts ;-)
Robert Lafayettewhen you give up your dreams you die
Erik WalravenKnowledge is sharing
grace whiteUNIX/ORACLE DBA
Marijn SchooHP prefers to Move On
Stefan ThommenStefan Thommen
MimiMimi
Tyler"It is better to be right, than consitent."
Pavel ButorinQuo Vadis
Ruslan R. Laishevwww.StarLet.SPb.RU
Jeffrey WillemsenDon't change a working configuration
Terry-Lee BlayThere is no such thing as a problem - only a challenge you havn't got a solution for yet
Dan MoldovanTo be or not to be a computer....
Rolf DriftmeierRD
wwwyzjapi
Wim Van den WyngaertI'm just an overrated wizard !
Lennard van EkrisLive Fast, Die Old
ThaveewatThavee
MohanasundaramAttitude, Not aptitude, determines your altitude
Andrea GiordanoAndrea Giordano
Mark Rozendal"You cannot solve a problem with the same thinking that got you into the problem in the first place !"
Harri LindrothHarry
Kristoffer Petersson---------------
vogtlinux forever
Nuno MonteiroNuno
GodschalkFrank Godschalk
Ian GeorgeIan George
Simon BoothIf it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Carlos AlcobiaGeneral Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
Ronen I Tayarronen
FerranFerran
subhashHELP EACH OTHER
E BohmanHP 6MP trouble recieving document
Thomas ReichelmeirScaller
Stefano SenniUsque ad Inferos
Endre KiralyHuhhh
Giovanni GolinelliGiovanni Golinelli
Kevin RaffertyMio padre se chiamo Antonio Andolini, e quisto e per ti!
Jackson ChenItalian
Hugo TeerdsYou can always improve!
Christian DeutschYeshua loves you!
G Morosgusmor
Peter ReuschleinWer meint gut zu sein hat es verpasst besser zu werden!
BeckymYum, yum
EvertI am a 21year old student :)
christian benedictdesigner
Kent KnudsenTo err is human, but to really mess things up you need a computer.
Axel_cpuAxel_cpu
Jan SchollaertLive free or die
ORYSTORYFR
AlbertoUnix helps those who help themselves
XochitlXochitl
Barry MundayBarry
Leon AmoryLaugh at least once a day!
JimmyGive me a firm spot on which to stand, and a long enough lever, and I shall Move the Earth, Oscar Wilde<br>One day, I will rule the world, Just one step at a time - Me, during hangover of 2003 ;)
Ambika PrasadOracle DBA
Horst HornI do my best!
Service Group UNIXohar
Reiß, ThomasThomas Reiß
James PowellA contant struggle
Morgan Shorey"and shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended from thy hand to my feet so i may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Dale WilliamsHey
Florian BurgdorfYou will be assimilated - resistance is futile.
Sven Geschke***ceterum censeo redmondinium esse delendam***
Neuromancerlinux rules!
rex larsonRegistry problem
Steve MilnerSimplicity made Easy
Nicolas R.Nicolas
Klaus SchulzeKlaus Schulze
L.monzRemember never eat yellow snow ! ;o)
Felix PlaceJeez, I will never learn all this stuff...
Johnblablablah
Isaurahp 710 c for windows xp????
CaesarOh Joy
Elias AbboudIf you can't solve it, post it :)
Rickardrm
Steve Reece"Try not! Do, or Do not. There is no try!"
Egon EberleEE
MarkHave a nice day...
Andrew CowlIt does work, Really
harishiam sys analyst
Claeys SteveAs long as everything crashes there is work
Alan MarpoleIndecision is the key to flexibility
Ray GroveAll good things come to those who focus
Sami MessayehThere is always room for improvement
H. BachnerThere are no kangaroos in Austria
JacopoOstinato! che ciciata!
Mark DerouenPlotters Plotters Plotters
Tor AustheimNothing like home
Carlos Fernandez Rieraunsupported
Terry GrahamSome people never go crazy. what truly terrible lives they must lead.
PrashantPrashant
basNoone steals our chicks, and lives.
Alasdair Lockewe are the ones with the radiating eyes, we are the ones who have a fire inside
Jordi Lopez GonzalezJordi
John Richard WilliamsShould of could of and would of are the mother of all ****ups
Sathish CSome cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
Carme TorcaUsers are not too bad ;-)
Peter GelukWhy is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Fodil ATTARWe must become the change we want to see cf. GHANDI
M.D.Hi Jack!!
Elmar P. KolkmanEvery problem is solvable. Only some solutions are harder to find.
LokeshWhat would you do with your life if you knew you could not fail?
Johannes Krackowizer"First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it's a great symbolic gesture." (Linus Torvalds)
Pl TorpHP HSC 100Base-TX Prototype card
Keith Cayembergan American in Lower Saxony
Joseph Huberhttp://www.huber-joseph.de
Paul EadingtonI had hair .. then I got into Unix
Anton SchischitzaAnton Schischitza
Vili TajnicXhost should be taken out and shot.
Joe KanakarajUnix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity. - quoted Dennis Ritchie
amrelsayedTry To Be Smart
Fabio EttoreWISH? IMPROVEMENT!
John AbbottDon't do what Donny Dont does
Eric van DijkenWatch, Think and Tinker.
Edwin HeathIf you cant draw it, it wont work!
EmmermacherDirk Emmermacher
JCharlie
Jonathan RowburyAnything's possible!
Robert ManningIT Operations: The Few, The Proud, The Cynical...
Cem TugrulOur greatest duty in this life is to help others. And please, if you can't
NatesanINVENT
luc@hp.cominspraak zonder inzicht, geeft uitspraak zonder uitzicht
Anton van RuitenbeekNL: Meten is weten, maar je moet weten hoe te meten! - UK: Measuremets is knowledge, but you need to know how to measure !
Christian Schulzenever touch a running system
Simon FrenchSemper in Excernere
Piotr Gorkapio_7@o2.pl
Javier Perez CastilloHere rests one who was not what he wanted and didn't want what he was
Julian PerezKeep the faith
F. BeestParties are the way to go...
Timo RuiterConfucius say: he who runs through forrest in straight line will hit tree
Vincent GiacominiAvant c'etait different, maintenant c'est different
Stewart TranterBuild a man a fire and he can keep himself warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!
Donald KokMy systems are 100% Murphy Compliant. Guaranteed!!!
Mike Reznak...and I think to myself, what a wonderful world ;o)
Gyula Maticsgyula.matics AT mc3.hu
GOLDSTEIN MarcNothing is impossible, just have to find how to!!!
João LucasToday could be a great day
Fergus Haynehmm
Alexander Stroefhave fun, life's to short!
Saulcarpe diem
Anthon VervoortAnthon
FRANSThe early worm gets the bird.
Generico"There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who not."
Bostjan KosiNothing is impossible for those that don't have to do it themselves!
Kris ClippeleyrI'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver-black phantom bike...
SIGN. BORGIAngela Serra
Martin HoogenboomThis must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Jan SladkyGSM, Intelligent Networks, UNIX
Aykut GuvenUPS
Alfredo SoaresTry harder!
Caster TroyEvil Has Its Winning Ways
RBakerFreelance consultant
Raj D." If u think u can , If u think u cannot , - You are always Right . "
Lars KannenbergI didn't do it
Phil SquireUnix? Is that like Windows? Where's the mouse?
RahulBe as radical as reality.
Lars Hansenlahans
C. Beersemake everything as simple as possible, not simpler (A.Einstein??)
Kevin AdamsIf it ain't simple it ain't worth doing.
Alessandro BocchinoWe work in the dark, we do what we can, we give what we have, our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task - the rest, is the madness of art - Henry James
George M. Menegakismenes fhtagn
Fabien DISSONfdisson
Gordon MorrisonIt's my delusion that science has proven that atoms are only illusions, but everything else is real.
Hoang Chi CongLooking for a special chance.......
Tony ScullyYou CAN do that on HP
Adrien Carlyle11 x 1 = 3
Peter Fülöp:P
Serkan TimurlenkExprience is speaking
Tommy PaloKeep it simple
Rob JansIf you think education is expensive, try ignorance
Sunil VijayanYour imagination is the preview of your life's coming attractions
Matthew Delaney"In my office the defecation regularly hits the rotary oscillator"
Daniel Fernandez IllanIf the country does not even have "gates", we do not need "windows"
Marius Pana"The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it." --Linus Torvalds
Helge Asmusalles wird gut.
janerikLife is not life unless you make mistakes
Fabian_NoweeLooking for nice incentives? (www.kirsp.nl)
Mike StrakoLife is like a circle, what once was will be again!
ArnaudService Informatique
Henrik SvarrerAnelka
Sukru ARSLANRepublic of FENERBAHCE
Göran Stadlernordic edb
Jonathan AxfordGert Tractor.
Stephen KeaneVeni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped
Vladimir FabecicIn vino veritas, in VMS cluster
MichaelJRuffIf it not broken, don't repair it
BOSCHIAN XavierXBO
Oguz Kutlu AsikWhat's right is right, whether or not God exists
Jenoe Falusitechnology first.
Kevin McKieSi monumentum requiris, ecce Washington.
Oliver AntwerpenMurphy was an optimist.
Marcel GraveWhat is understood need not to be discussed!
Lucky LucianoI admire your fashionable running shoes!
Atakan UcarGalatasaray & Eskisehir
Andreas BeckerBastler
Kevin CherubiniIs this why they pay us so little?
Terry HancockIf no-one saw you break it, deny all knowledge!
Nick SopowskiManaged to survive another year .
renariosNothing has as much success as failures
Svetoslav GyurovNo risk, no glory!
Assaf Feuerstein<<< Im not doing this for the money, im doing this for the POINTS :) >>>
Joerg SchulenburgFighting for a better world with more penguins.
Chris ShepherdHello World
AlHassani Mohamedthe world of unix is beautifull
Marko*** Gonna be an OPLYMPIAN ***
Charles WalmsleyIf at first you don't succeed - give it up
Flemming Hildorfthe more you practise the luckier you get
Bc'tjeHet gras lijkt altijd groener aan de overzijde, maar ik ga het toch niet afmaaien!
Mars EngineConquer thy Ascension!
Michael BierwischServiceDesk Administrator
André BeckFrankie say: Follow the voice that says "Follow Me"!
Bo SjholmIf you have to break the rules. -Do it.
FTSE SysAdminMiguel Ribeiro
Mani KNever Say Can't.........................
Neil WilsonThink Of Yourself As A Customer
Nils BergstedtNils
Tony FlahertyThere are 10 types of people in the world, Those who understand Binary and those who don't.
conrad heynsperseverance performs greater works than strength
Massimo BianchiNO!!! NOT THAT BUTTON !!!!!!!
Infra teamall for one and one for all
NuriaGSHe who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever
Wodisch<br>"I forum, hence I am!" <br> eMail:Wodisch@ctc.de <br>Due to current laws: <br>Don't take my advice for granted - it might be worth nothing <br> and I shall not be held liable, if it does not work! <br>
KeithDaleyLife's a bitch, then you die !!
Basil Vizginhttp://www.megatech.com.ua
Oviwansay thanks for nothing
Ishmael LesolameGod had rm -r * in mind when he created man with 5 fingers
fred Passeron“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.” Isaac Asimov
Marc CarneyThe sheep tell me what I need to know
Rainer von BongartzHe's a real UNIX Man, sitting in his UNIX LAN making all his UNIX plans for nobody ...
Mr John HeardMake sure you have a GOOD one.
Claudio CarraClaudio
raadekDon't panic! [THGTTG]
Stefan PendlPrograming is fun.
Werner RipsWerner Rips
PshedgesI haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work
Jordi GibalWhen you wake up early, God help's you.
Morten LangeIts a _N_Iceland
Val Syerikovval
Helmut KutzbergerIf it doesn¦t fit use force, if it breaks you¦ll need replacement anyway
M.Arvaes/J.RasanenJussi Rasanen
Kassler..... searching for the best way(s) ...
Andrzej KruszynskiAndrzej Kruszynski
S.OberBetter one server in the air then no air!
FouadNothing personal
Theo BotYou don't need to know everything...just where to get it.
Jose CallejonJose Callejon
Paul van WesterlaakIf you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
Badbanchi, HosseinLife is too short to network it!!
Gregor WeertmanKeep it simple, it really works.
Georg PedinkowskiGeorg Pedinkowski
Michael SporerMPE forever
Plank GuentherIsnoquote
Klaus PfeifferNever touch a running System !!!
Eric SAUBIGNACJust do it !
Jane-Marie SmithJust another day
Werner, Wilhelm-PaulWilhelm-Paul Werner
Jos FrancoisJJFRAN
Tobias BahlingerDon't worry, be happy
Martin ScharkTo be or not to be !
Pepe Jimenez Muñozppviso
Lee SittonAlways stuck..need help!!
Roman Tuchyna#include <std_disclaimer.h>
STEVE SWARCATCK LLtest
Keith KwickI don't have all the answers, but then neither do you otherwise you wouldn't be asking
Boosung KooI'll do my best !!
Marie SeibelEven if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)
JeromeJerry
Jayson HurdMost things worth having don't come easily.
Jim Oakes"...that's why I became an artist"
John GillingsA crucible of informative mistakes
Erik Randall"When I see something for free, I buy it!"
Bradley YeeHelp me help you... - Jerry McGuire
saam2@macau.ctm.netTry it
Yogesh NerkarNothing in the world can take place of GOD
Peter EllisPete - IT Engineer
Ryan Dinescompaq sucks
JimIt's the journey, stupid
login passColonel lawyer MHK MOILANEN
Norbert Rueckelplease help me
Bruce V. HoffingerSilence is a fence for wisdom
Hiro Ynismodude
Johnny LeeNothing impossible in God
pratheshExperience makes a man perfect
David B SneddonDon't quote me on that!
Craig ShevlinComputer room Environmental Contractor
Robert StreackerI know enough to know that I don't know much!
Kimber BeckSmile and the world smiles with you, growl and they bite back.
Eric HerberholzCheck these out: ftp://eh:spear9@hprc.external.hp.com/HP-UX_Dashboard.html ftp://eh:spear9@hprc.external.hp.com/memory.htm
BeeBee Boatengaluta
George ChavezCarpe Diem!!!
David Smith"Pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
Gerry XiePrimer
David WalkerThe real measure of your worth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all of your money - Anonymous
Lee HundleyIt is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold any firm beliefs
Randy Lyman"I don't need no silly quote"
rusty delaforgeaaaaa
Nova Cuave MorganITT aboute to graduate YEAH!!!
Karthik DhanarajHardwork always Pays
susan edwardsJust visiting this planet
salman.ghaniBelieve in Hard Work
BADIASCA1003055
Bill"He who procrastinates
Allen ByingtonThe possibilities for disaaster boggle the mind!
Peter RivaIt's all Greek to me.
Osamu MiharaMay the source be with you.
Philip SharpA scientist discovers that which exists. An engineer creates that which never was.
Kal HeerA bit of salt...
Marcial Vbadito
Mike NaimeVMS SAN mechanic
Dave Gudewiczlive long and prosper
JessPooP
peterPeter
Brian Wallenhi
Ray VisserI like challenge
malphantom
MartinMe gustan los fierros
MrBillThe Computer will never catch up to the Mind
Jayesh DaveHas anyone installed oracle9i on 32 bit HP? When you run getconf KERNEL_BITS on HP - UX what do you see before you installed oracle? - Thanks
AngelizerI just dont know
Joe RichardsI hate computers!
Jim HickeyThe true measure of a (hu)man's character is what he would do if he knew he would not be found out.
Rita Thellatrees are always green
john hebertI spend to much money on this stuff!
HARRIET METZIGI support HP products. I always enjoy using them
dharani babuA programmer
joon choiThings are not always what they seem
Mario UmaaHello World
Tom DunawayIt Can Be Fixed, but how much is it worth to you?
Getahun AssefaLive everyday to the fullest
Susan L. HalseyHouse.
Roger D. SpearmanIf you choose to do it, then do it right !
Christa ThompsonSunshine. Achacha.
Denisecarpe diem
Gabriele AdrianGadrian
brian alexanderpc technician
ElizabethLiz
Dave FalloonClothes make the man, Naked people have little to no effect on society
Chauhan AmitIf you are not a part of solution , then you are a part of problem
Rachel PepperdineLife begins when you're born
James DunnLong live VMS
Ghulam Shabir MallahGhulam
Gabriele AdrianN/A
Steve123If you don't know where you are going, you will never get there
Ae Yong Kimmacosx
NixonTry to help ur friends as much u can
Rudolf Janse van RensburRudolf
Alejandro BayerLa ayuda de los otros es indipensable
David BellizziI hate compaq laptops!
Rich PearsonYee-argh!
Jorge MejiaSimplicity
George deClaireSi hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes
Carlo PetrogalliPedro
Vernon Leenone
HANK RUDANYou can only get out what you put in.
Kevin HiseWow...this forum is poorly implemented.
bennever works
H.SwaminathanA winner is NOT one who never fails
edwinYO
john guardianIf they be like to die then let them do it... and decrease the surplus (PID) population!
chris piersonchris
Anthony DavisNever give up
OmegaDark Admin
PKMohantyPKM
insik,Kangkang
rqwreHelp !
Bob[ Remember the Points :-) ]
Jeff BruceThat which does not kill me, makes me stronger
ObliviousI Fu****** Hate computers...
XochitlPanter
Vladbeer or not beer
Sylvien MakI got a question?!
Andreas VollmerOpenVMS Forever!
Bob Simmonsendeavor to perservere
Mark RicheyGreater the Risk... Greater the Glory
Michael VorkapichIf the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins?
sanjay patelWebFirst!!
Doug NullDoug
Jim GeierThe facts are often poor servants of the truth.
Patrick KaneI'm Here Because I Have Questions
kirk Novitsky:D
ChrisHey
Thomas MuelhoffToM
Juan Enciso CondeaNothing in the world can take the place of persistence
Matt MartinNo Worries...
Curtis SchuhToday is a gift, which is why it is called the "present"
TrippChance Favors The Prepared Mind
bhattacharya_pThere is no short cut to success
Adolfo BlazquezCan`t dont Exist
Mark W. FarrellIf it's not broken now, it will be soon.
Jigar PatelEvery Thing is PossibLe UnDer SuN!
JasonIf ain't broke, don't fix it!
rID RATHER BE PLAYING WITH MY KID
Andy BustamanteIf you don't take the time to do it right the first time, when you will make time to fix it? firstname . lastname (at) bearingpoint . com
Cass WitkowskiOh it's perfectly safe! It is we who are in danger
Ivan KanIvan Kan
BayoHeloo good ones
Kelly"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." -- Frank Zappa
CarlosKorzo
Nick CramerRetired. So little time, so much to learn!
sideleft`simple is best
RonieSnarf
Jose Anayanitcom
Jane ReesonCA1010510
fabio.rogerioFabio Mamede
BTbt2002
m duncan"Have you tried sticking a fork in it".
Jason P. LimGolden Rule First
James W.in the immortal words of Socrates...."I drank what?!"
Debashis Karmakarhave patieance
Michael BouwmaRoad Rage makes me soo MAD!
Jayme CarvalhoJayme
Dave Ison"Why Me" is the quote of the day for me.
Grzegorzintrowertyk
Rocio SampognaroRocio
Michael BootsDo you know Prov0?
nillnill
Bo PettyThere's gotta be a pony in here somewhere!
Mark GaffneyWork hard, play hard. Wear glasses if you need 'em.
Patrick MatthewsOf course I don't lokk busy, I did it right the first time
Mike Rollinsalways learning my limits
ml goldTime to fly
linuxluisA Newbie Trying Learn
OdedOded
rafaelto be a rock and not ro roll
Kathleen Zusanhope for the best, prepare for the worst
Kim TorkelsonIf you decide that today is a good day, then it is!! It's your choice. How cool is that??
David Hebelmy karma ran over my dogma
bo opfer"huh what"
Chris SaundersonTed Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.
Paul JerromIf it can't be done with a VT220, who needs it?
ALPER ONEYnever ever give up.
Ben AdamsIf it has wires, Ben is responsible
Luis OviedoYou pay now... or you pay later...
Vimalwell what quote ;)
Fernando"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it."
James C. NixI must hurry for there goes my group.... and I am their leader.
chuck armstrongit worked yesterady
Herryhello
ShoyruDum Dee Dee....
Eric MillerShow respect to those people who pack your parachute.
aifansalways learn. . . . . . .
g deuce"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure of the former."--Albert Einstein
Darel JohnsonAnything that's electromechanical...will eventually fail.
HaussmannM. Haussmann
chao_pingwww.happyit.net
Brian Stutmanhelp
ahmad kunaefitikusweb
Avi ShaulCheers!
Nathan RosensheinGlory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
Larry GoldinThings are more like they are now, than they ever have been.
shanhpbocohp
Neville PallettMy glass is always half full
David GagneAssume Nothing
Heindrick Yu"We are servants to our formulaic ways"
Gregorio PenidoGreg
Norman WeiserThis particularly rapid unintelligible chatter . . .
Patti TechnicianThere's no better friend than your dog.
PeterI don't need a quote...
Jim WingbermuehleKeep it simple.
Peter DavidsonEvo n610c, XP Pro, P4m 2ghz, 1GB RAM, 40GB HD
Luis TuberoTubby
ross martinRetired HP
Alex Mitrusthere is always someoane smarter then me
Gerald B. ThomasLive For Today
Eberhard Wackerkeep it asap (as simple as possible)
mav1cYou never know enough
Patrick FlynnCarpe Diem
LeoI am the wizard
Leei need hep
Tony ChouI'm just learning.
Gerard TonnoNothing Beats Dependability In Products Or People!
Michael WrightIt's all good !
kevin Romphflove the cyber world lol!!!
JasonIf the price is right, ill help ya out!!! LOL
FelixI LIKE CHICKEN
leeformating my computer take hour's help
senthilNetworking
Carlos ElorzaBeginer
Augusto DescroviAJD
Muthu Kumar Rajurmuthu
PrashantSNothing is impossible
BayoGreat Gold
Scott PortzHumpty Dumpty was Pushed......
Adam BradshawIt might be a quarterlife crisis
David Horton"You talkin to me?"
Andie "M ª Ð T ª Z" FinniganGetting fired is nature's way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place. Hal Lancaster
yusuke yokoyamayusuke yokoyama
Yogesh JoharLife is a Journey, Enjoy the Ride !!!
Andrew MillInsanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting to get a different result.
Warren Mileshelp
Julie AikenShe changes everything She touches.
Jeffrey M. LehmerAvid Mac User
Karsten Breivikpoi
Dave Durkeefree your mind
aworhol"I like what I like" --me
Rita C Workman..enough said
Robert McAndrewRob
Sebastin LozanoSebastian Lozano
Juan Jose ContrerasHelpin' all time
danThanks
richard antoineI like to ride
Rico LeenartsNothing is impossible
Joe Kihnkeyou just don't know, what you don't know
rajan khow to add scsi in b2000
RabbyKarim
Derek Balayexcellence is not an act, but a habit
Vijayakumar ChinnasamyKnown is a drop, unknown is ocean - visit me at http://vijay.freeshell.org
Steve BrittThose who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it ...
Steven SchwedaQuestions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself.
TSalibajj
Jonas Källströmhttp://www.appmind.com
Ken GrabowskiIf it takes more than 5 minutes to fix its something really simple!
JillychemungDoor handle to door handle
David P. Goodsell"The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne." - Chaucer
Norman AdelewitzBe methodical!
Deoncia GraysonIf no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. -Neil Simon
Baranitharan4 every problem 1 solution
Norman BoyesI wish I had started that earlier
Thomas J. Klotzbach"Free advice is worth every cent"
Angela Pricetemp20041030 @ optusnet. com. au
Allan"You should be working"
Jun Yujust for fun
Cheryl G.Reduce,Reuse,Recycle
Sanjay Kumar SuriA rigid mind is very sure, but often wrong. A flexible mind is generally unsure, but often right.
Kenneth TipperAn ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.
Tyrone WilliamsSometimes it's OK just to look sad and shut up
Didier Morandi(aka "the return of DTL")
toonyou can contact me on toon_f@hotmail.com
Eugene KlausA short pencil is worth more than a long memory!
Ronald HendriksKeep things simple
Senthil Kumar .ALet your effort be such, the very words to define it, by a layman - would sound like a "POETRY" ;)
Stephen Grimmer$+@\/@
Stuart TeoIf a problem can be fixed, there's nothing to worry. If a problem can't be fixed, worrying ain't gonna help. Bottom line: don't worry.
Ben AshtonI am the One, I am the Zero, I am your Low Resolution Hero.
Galen TackettThis is NOT my personal quote! :-)
Travis CraigMy head is cold.
Nick Zraika'Everything is do-able'
Robert SealI tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
Wills DamasioA silly question is the one that has never been done!
Devender KhatanaDifference in possible and impossible is of only two characters.
Juanjo ZarzosoWhy the hell I'm standing in front of the computer instead of enjoying this sunny day?
Dave McVittieHoHo
PVRDon't give up. Try till success...
RaguShare and share alike
Mark SyderA good driver reverses into his space, not out of it.
Micheleunless your coffee machine isn't connected to an ups, you are still ok!
Curtis WheatleySkilled workers are always in need
John SilkStriving for perfection is a worthwhile goal
UvarajaGenius is the gold in the mine; talent is the miner who works and brings it out.
Jake ~zippo~Freedom is offered to man and given to him as a task.
KriengsakWhat?!!!
chuck berryBill Watterson (creator of Calvin and Hobbes): "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
Sean T. CraigI am King...of my apartment.
Jason F.ProCurve Support
Markus StranglOh theou mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Jeff WoodsJapanese proverb: "Fall seven times; stand up eight."
Roger BeavansEverything should be a simple as possible, but no simplier -Einstein
James Legg"is it working yet?, no, try turning it on."
M CIt is what it is!
Angela KendalThe best vitamin for making friends is B-1.
JimWelchrandom("maybe","it depends","DOH!")
Jefferson HumberI like a clean bowl & Never go with the zero
Bhushan KumarHail to the unix
Rob KerseyRAOTFL
Mark G.I have no IDEA what this charater is!
Kevin McGarryIf it aint worth doing right, Let managment do it!
Jan van den EndeDon't rust yours pelled jacker to fine doll missed aches.
Theresa CarterHmmmm
Tamer ShaalanWith Patience, you will -of course- achieve your goals
Tarek KawachHey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
VijayThere’s your problem!!! This thing is set to EVIL!
ramachandraAnything got easily is not worth having it
Steven Sim Kok LeongEmail: steven@beepz.com. Homepage: https://www.beepz.com
Andre CardinalI don't do Windows.
Isralyn ManalacUnisys West
pipolImagination is more important than knowledge.
christianChris Melo
Kryno BosmanSimplicity is too difficult for idiots like you and me...
Joe Gemayel00961 4 410 410
sam"Hard Work always Pays off"
S.RiderRide Boldly Ride, but watch out for El Dorado's
Leigh ReamyWell. Now THAT'S interesting!
NkassasThere are no short cuts to anything worth doing
Phillip ThayerOnce it's in production it's all bugs after that.
AshishWin The Match!! ;-)
Gus KwongLearning never ends
Patrick Müller640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates 1981
Tom McKayIt doesn't matter where you are or who you are, it's what you are that counts.
Ramesh PakkathNothing is "imPOSSIBLE"
Josiah HenlineIf at first you don't succeed, read the man page.
Shaikh ImranI'll sleep when i am dead.
Jeff Traigle, CSE - HP-UXYou want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Hugo TeerdsYou can always do better . . . .
David StephensOf all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most of all...
Arnel RodriguezWhen in doubt ask, There is no dumb questions!
Joseph RawfLife has a Network of Nerves and Brain Manages them!!!
Abdul RahimanNo unix, no fun
Richard BickersIt's more interesting when it's gone wrong
ScottHHHhhmmm ..... OK
Jenny UreyIt ain't what u do its the way that u do it!
John FusekThere is no problem that cannot be solved by the application of a sufficient amount of high explosive.
SureshKumarThings are very easy, when u know about it...
R. Sri Ram Kishore"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
Sa'ad Mu'asherIf there is a will, there is a way.
S.S.SaravanakumarThe strength of the team is each individual member...The strength of each member is the team.
BinubabyBinu Baby
Saurabh DubeyModesty is good!! But remember, all your life other people will try and take your achievements away from you, don't make it easy for them.
Ronald AungJust because I been suffered, doen't mean someone else has to be felt the same way, so whenever someone encounter my problems, I try my best to help that person avoid the same misfortune that i befall upon before. Email : ronaldaung[SHIFT-2]etang.com
Juergen TappeWorking together
MikecGo HP All the way ! Love HP Printers!
LizRdRunner19752001@yahoo.com
Dave EnglerWhen in Doubt- Call for service
Michelle Popejoy"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
Prashant Zanwar"Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible; reason distinguishes between the sensible and the senseless. Even the possible can be senseless."
Archunan MuthiahGod is Artist, we are all just brushes
Russ Hendricks(7Ps) Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pretty Poor Performance
Rich PurvisWhy does my tivo keep recording Nickelodeon?
Frank Alden SmithAll knowing is doing
Nguyen Anh TienHP is simple
Amardeepfamebollywood.com
Mike McBurneyFarting is fun, and it makes the room warmer.
iminushope it helps
Kelly Coxprost mahlzeit...
Michael Cameron"It is utterly implausible that a mathematical formula should make the future known to us, and those who think it can would once have believed in witchcraft." Betrand de Jouvenel, The Art of Conjectur
Pruthvi Simhabeleive thyself
Paul MarquardtThere are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Wh33lyI hope I can help you
Carl BartlettOnly the foolish man will not accept criticism, for the wise wish to learn.
Tom O'TooleCan you imagine if we used PCs to manage our enterprise systems? ... oops.
MuthukumarEasy to suggest when don't know about the problem!
Emily RowlandsWhen in doubt, uninstall/reinstall!
Glenn EggletonHP US Desktop Agent T2
john DiteLike a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat ...that isn't even there
Glen R. BartlettProgrammers note: 2 wrongs dont make a right, but 3 lefts do...
James R. FergusonNature uses as little as possible of anything. - Johannes Kepler
Amarnath Palaniswamyamarnath@hp.com
Roberto BissoliI don't speak english
sivakumarSIVA-HPS-PUB
Marc HummelIt is what it is...
Luc BellIf you are not failing a lot, you are not trying anything difficult...
Bejoy C AliasBe Always Joy ......
Teri VWhen we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
peter stringerTrust is only dangerous when you have to rely on it.
Michael LaRocheHey who took the cork off my lunch? - W.C. Fields
Greg MarcoThere's no place like 127.0.0.1
KevinNo one knows everything about anything.
navaneethwin the croud to win the world
Court CampbellA. Clay Stephenson, Steven E. Protter, and Bill Hassell are my heroes.
RamalingamWe Learn the most When We have to Invent
Gary GattenDon't look for logic where there is none.
Rajasekhar.kKnowledge is power
Dave OlkerIt's not always NFS's fault
Jason MurphyHP AIO Tech Support
RaguDebian GNU/Linux since 1994 and no looking back!
abhijeetwe work, to become...not acquire
S Ashok KumarE-mail: sakis4@gmail.com
Steven ClementiYou can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me.
vinodannairShare your knowledge
Jeff Wilkinsjfwilkins@hotmail.com
MaxThe only dumb question is the one not asked
RajLife's battles don't always go to the stronger and faster man,But sonner or later the man who win is the man who thinks he can.
Edgar Zapataslightly better times ahead.
Shivam TiwariNever say No. Say I will Do it........
PupilThere is always something new to learn everyday !!
Robert Jewell"..teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" - not mine
Victor MakukhaMaster
IanSuprised to see me again Mr Anderson
David ButenhofNo matter where you go, there you are
Asif SharifIf you hide what you know, you will be supposed to know nothing.
Amir Yaarihttp://www.purelan.net
Quincey Craig"Party Peanuts,” a culinary delight or just another example of food gone wild?
AMicSysJust do it
Victor SemaskaThere are 10 kinds of people, one that understands binary and one that doesn't.
Malcolm WadeWhen it's gotta be 24x7 it's gotta be OpenVMS
BL VenkateshThe obvious is always least understood!
Jonathan MuskRoads go ever on and on under cloud and under star, yet feet that wandering have gone turn at last to home afar. --JRR Tolkien
Westpac / UNIX SystemsGetting invalid user ID when using PGP mail encryption
John P. KoleWhat could possibly go wrong?
COOPERCAVIn the end...
Randy C.http://forums1.itrc.hp.com/service/forums/helptips.do?#33
NiCKjust for fun
Iynkaran JeyachandranHappiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Guy MasonI think therefore I am, I think
Ashly A Khttp://www.geocities.com/helponhpopenview
Michael VaughnOpenview Radia Forum http://hypercafe.timber-wolf.info/forum
OswaldOh MAN!!!
Tiago DiasThe secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. - Jean Giraudoux
Deepak.RCrash the system, bring it up, you are there......
Brian CorbinAlphasaurus
Thomas DunlapYou say it comes with a manual?
Steven RothKernel Configuration Architect
Oleg KorozAn expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
lowsterwww.lowster11.com
Nidal AliNidal Qashou
Krishna PrasadPositive Results requires Positive Thinking
Asim KhanIts a phoenix that rises from it ashes...
Douglas GraverIDX Systems Corp.
Robert BoydMaster you were right about 1 thing -- the negotiations were SHORT!
Andy GallacherThere is nothing more permanent then a temporary solution
Chris SmithThe old law of an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.
Biswajit Tripathy:-)
Girma KassaThis life is not a rehearsal to any other life and live your dream !!!
Suraj SinghWhat we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
SIVAKUMAR.P24/7 SUPPORT Mobile.No:919841509428
SudeeshThe most predictable thing in life is its unpredictability
KevinYour jokes are lamer than FDRs legs.
baijuGood things Just Got better (Plz,not stolen from advertisement -:) )
Maureen CampbellMay everyday be the first day of the rest of your life.
Thomas DirsLife is for Endurance, not for Enjoyment
Farid HermanThere are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
John HutchisonToo much of everything is just enough
Shantaram SahyadriIf you dont change, you will be extinct
Robert Bennett"All there is to thinking is seeing something noticeable which makes you see something you weren't noticing which makes you see something that isn't even visible." - Norman Maclean
LakshmiAlways remember you're unique, just like everyone else!!
Jason J KennedyWhy re-invent the wheel?
vineet"Winners Don't Do Different Things, They Do Things Differently"---Shiv Khera
Dawn HarjuForgiveness is easier to get than Permission.
Richard BettsHP OpenView Radia Consultant
Peter QuodlingLeave the Money on the Fridge.
HaridassLife is not permanent.. take it easy!
Douglas Bull<